Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Leashaness
United States
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
triplenipple
Sweden
Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML
Ouch
United States
Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML
Lara
Bremen, Germany
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Savannah
Spring Hill, United States
Ethics in medecine
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
anonymous
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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NJXD 0
Are you a pornstar if not I would consider a career change
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
So you'd rather have cancer??
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Comments (175)
TheFamilyGuy 0
sounds like you've got yourself a nippily situation OP ;D
matrael 0
Me too, Agatha.
truehitman2010 0
uh oh a lump! omg a lump! no wait just a cheatoh
gr3ymask 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
califbob 3
I thought I had a heart attack once. turns out it was just bad gas pains. whew!
yummylicious 5
better than breast cancer
Dillandinator 0
That's a good thing! More breasts the better! :D
oldenuff2party 3
awesome
my_names_nico 0
this is awesome. it reminds me of good luck chuck because his friend marries a girl with 3 boobs as well
BountyBass 13
hot