LoveTheElder
San Clemente, United States
Today, the elderly lady I work for got mad at me, all because I wouldn't feed her imaginary friend. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
justlittleoldme
Sarona, United States
Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
NoThanks
United States
Today, an old lady came to the bank where I worked at to apply for a loan. She obviously didn't qualify for one as she has no income coming in. She looked so pitiful, so I changed a couple of her information so she could. She reported me and I got fired. FML
bdjsbskl
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Strung out
Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML
Anonymous
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
booste
Canada
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Irobot
Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML
she sure has an arm.
Clinton, United States
Today, my elderly neighbor had asked me to take her to her early morning doctor's appointment. I arrived at her house at 7:30 as agreed, and she appeared to have forgotten who I was. She started lobbing eggs out of her window at me, telling me she wasn't interested in what I was selling. FML
What
Seasons gatherings
Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML
anonymous
Canada
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Canada
Today, while buying paint, I began to help an elderly woman working to lift some heavy boxes. She told me what a nice young lady I was. Then her boss came over, screamed at her for being lazy and fired her. She cried. So did I. FML
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Chloe555_fml 27
Ah dementia, the gift that keeps repeating.
hipposteve 21
He controls the weather.
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Comments (37)
DeadxManxWalking 27
She should sue you for negligence
tranced_ 45
again with the suing bullshit..
DeadxManxWalking 27
that's the joke
Chloe555_fml 27
Ah dementia, the gift that keeps repeating.
kelliecraine 2
Keeps on giving*
nix1993 41
*Whoosh!* That's the sound of the joke flying right over your head #20
LyricaSilvan 30
I should not have laughed at that, but I did.
xsnqw 9
Well you don't wanna it to starve, then you've got a whole nother FML to write
Magicdevil226 11
Tell her that you fed him already
Tripartita 45
Haha, what a rookie mistake on her part. Why doesn't she just imagine her friend is full whenever they get hungry? Seriously, this is imaginary friends 101! Pfft. Mine is currently eating imaginary roast beef, but it's slightly burnt. :( Nothing you can do about that, though.
snarkytruth 37
But to her the friend is not imaginary. Dementia 101 !
ezrocks4u 29
You should have known that blue gets hungry too, he may be an imaginary friend, but he still needs to eat...
TOPsCinderella 25
I believe you meant Bloo ;)
jeffprobs 29
Your job is to take care of her, in which case just appease her
hipposteve 21
He controls the weather.
Isn't It Ironic? 24
PUDGE!!!!!
HoboMeth 36
Did you give back her change in Monopoly money?
jimeple 12
I say do it to please her. She's elderly and has paid her dues. Respect.
laden_swallow09 35
Leave perfectly good food out in the open to rot and stink because some demented old woman literally cannot tell the difference between reality and fantasy anymore? No. At the very most, OP should just go along with the make-believe, but say that Imaginary Jerry already had his lunch, is acting like a greedy bastard, and should go on a diet because he can barely fit into his pants, anymore.