randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
itwaswarm
Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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blland 0
lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
ChristinaLuv 0
penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin
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Comments (126)
icanfmlalldaylon 0
awww shit bro ouch
MyDailyLife 1
Were you wanking or pissing? and if ur were pissing hows that intimate?
computer_chik 0
Wow... the stuff posted here about Mormon's is so incredibly wrong it's not even funny. Next time, ask someone who's Mormon instead of just making it up as you go along.
gagneana000 5
Mormons suck, I would know, I'm surrounded by them(;
gagneana000 5
What the hell? Why does it say my name is gagneana? Creepy guy in the picture! That is an fml in itself.
tagedawg 0
well now I feel uncomfortable :(
eatmahcookie 0
something about Mary :)
gaby1234_fml 2
umm shouldnt u have been wearing some form of underwear?
mred870 0
if you shake it more than three times, you're playing with it.
KOTFrank 0
Intact guys don't shake it. They squeeze it like toothpaste.
Alphonsuuuu 0
Ow. My crotch gave a sympathy twinge for that one. And I don't even have a foreskin. Or a penis for that matter.
beastmode96 0
ydi for beung un cut but still ouch
Link5794 18
Would you want to cut off part of one of your most sensitive and instinctively valued organs? No? Then shut the hell up.