randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
itwaswarm
Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Top comments
blland 0
lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
ChristinaLuv 0
penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin
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Comments (126)
IHateNoobz 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
thats what u get for not being circumsized
Hugh7 0
Just the kind of thing a noob would say.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
@40 wins
zeldar 0
Don't give him shit for being uncircumcised. That's quite possibly the lowest you could go with this because obviously, OP doesn't give a ****.
itak365 4
Was it the Frank or the beans? This totally says "There's Something About Mary" all over it.
waterynuggets 0
Lol that was an epic scene
sandyman000 0
Ow, now I watch my pants.
mitch707 0
Owww but seriously people uncircumsized penises are not ugly get over urselves. They look no different when erect and it is the way all men are naturally born. Just becuase humans decided it would be better without it doesnt mean it is.
DameGreyWulf 1
Oh, I like your comment. Quite true. As for the OP, I literally went "Oh SHIT" Times like these (including the ignorant comments we are seeing) make me glad I'm not a dude and that our hoods are covered by our labias.
BunnyDrastic 0
God damn it of only circumcision was optional! FYL
stonehjo 0
Yah, that was great but I had to get back to work....sorry you heard that.
omghehehe 0
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!! Must've been hard to unzip! Oh, poor Him :/
marc_with_a_c 3
ouch poor you
Taurean 0
ouch!!!!!