randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
itwaswarm
Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Top comments
blland 0
lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
ChristinaLuv 0
penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin
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Comments (126)
macancheeese 0
Circumcision FTW!!!!
downie98 1
Unlucky hahaha but that hurts like a bitch!!!
Goodlife918975 6
Been there done that
bagleface 6
One of the worst pains a man can feel
BullletProof 5
Sucks, but ydi a bit for not being more careful. make sure its in your pants all the way before you zip silly :)
ImTheAlpha 30
Oooh, I'm a girl and even I knøw that's gøtta hurt a LOT. Ouch...
shinshoku13 19
No underwear?
gfoxx17 0
That would mean you weren't wearing underwear....bullshit
cheeseman801 4
Ooh,I hear you. That's happened to me before and I'm circumsized!!!
trollololurface 2
Ahh circumcision is the way me friend