randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
itwaswarm
Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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blland 0
lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
ChristinaLuv 0
penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin
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Comments (126)
APD16 1
Ow! I feel sorry for you man, that's really bad when it happens :(
icall_BS 0
Circumcision? I thought people looked down on that.
iBurnTrees 6
yea seriously. hit up wallmart for some undies lol.
andrewzzz 0
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uncircumcised freak
Mons_fml 27
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Andrez shut up you jew bastard!
DeJahVu 0
There something about Marry.
xbiohazardx 0
dejahvu I was thinking the same thing lol and I actually cringed when I read this. :p ouch
timtamslam 19
I actually only read this FML to see if anyone thought the same. :D
APD16 1
Aw, that sucks man. It's really nasty when that happens :(
MrPlopper 9
FRANKS AND BEANS!!
PimhNL 3
rofl ydt
blland 0
lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
KingHumanity 0
Consider yourself lucky. Would have been a HELL WORSE if you didn't have foreskin. In before "LOLOL YDI FOR HAVING FORESKIN YOUR DICK IS FUGLY EWWW"
theArmygirl2011 0
that's mean!
perdix 31
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Self-circumcision is never the way to go. Sorry your parents didn't fix that when you were a baby.
FederalAgent 0
self circumcision.... lolololololololololololololololol
lydiarobinson 0
Kudos to you.
DarkWaffle 0
Lol perdix alway wins
kiki1705 20
Fix? There's nothing to fix if you have foreskin, it's not some mistake to be fixed. It's natural, therefore normal and it has protecting function.
schnikerdoodles 0
Good thing I had it removed. Hurts even more without it though.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
ouch that hurts
HyperExecuter 0
ouch