randm1
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I went to the bathroom and used the urinal. When I was done, I closed my zipper on my foreskin. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bobby M
Ireland
Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML
loser
France
Today, I was at a bar and very drunk. I went to the urinal and when I was done, I went to zip up, then realized I'd never unzipped. FML
Anonymous
Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML
itwaswarm
Stony Brook, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML
not cool
Sunnybank, Australia
Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML
DrewK
Great Falls, United States
Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to pee really bad so I tried to unlock my door as fast as I could. I put my key in and turned it too hard, the key snapped inside. I ended up peeing on myself. FML
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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blland 0
lucky. imagine doing that without foreskin...
ChristinaLuv 0
penises are ugly either way.. and i think they're nicer with a foreskin
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Comments (126)
ml66uk 0
Look on the bright side - at least you've got a foreskin.
tazz9690 0
I feel ur pain.
Drago1 0
That's sucks dude, I feel your pain. The best thing to do is break the links right below were it is stuck. Don't worry about what people say, we are all born with it. Guys who don't have a foreskin are weird, not the other way around
Toxikk_fml 0
lol...perdix if someones dick looks like einstein,well, it's called manscaping. and anti-wrinkle cream.
KOTFrank 0
Count yourself lucky because you have a foreskin to provide protection of the interior. It will heal and go away, but- My experience with no foreskin zipper caught on the glans tip which permanently left a dark spot that always made me feel weird on what sex partners would think about this blemish so prominent at the tip.
845fifth 0
wait a second - how the heck is there an uncircumcised guy in utah?
KOTFrank 0
#44 If your referring to the Moron religion, a major underlying reason it seems every Mormon is circumcised is that they view masturbation as a sin and believe circumcision stops or lessens that desire. (Laumann et al. shows circ. makes men ********** more and take longer to ****** and contrived, presumably because of the missing receptors/nerves.) Even so the Mormon religion states unequivocally no to circ. Circumcision is one aspect of a polygamous society. It is done to young men by old men to better able to catch him in the act with his wife because the intruder takes longer. Also as a sign of the older mans power over the younger. A power that circ men have been given a warning by cutting their penis and with implied meaning they will cut more if found not obeying their sex memes.
KOTFrank 0
Forgot to mention some polygamous tribes as with circumcision also crush one ******** for the same reasons.
quikwit1212 0
HOLY SHIT! Glad I'm not a Mormon or polygamist. I'm still circumsized, just not in a horribly threatening way like that.
RsJp 0
um Mormons don't make u get circumcised it's completely optional. the Mormon religion has no emphasis on It or against it.
iBurnTrees 6
OMFG DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? that was very interesting tho. thanks for that post lol.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I love how you mistyped mormon as "moron". I love it even more that nobody saw this until now. You win.
ANONYMOUS89282 0
YEA I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS ONLY HAVE BEEN DRUNK ENOUGH TWICE TO DO THAT THOUGH.
abwood14 0
Nicee.....
superkitten_fml 0
Ouch..
Drago1 0
Wow some people do weird things to guys junks.