Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
Kvinnohelvete 0
Why should he pay? They should both pay for themselves! And don't give me any crap about it should be the man who pays for everything. Maybe they just had decided that it was her tourn to pay since he already had paid for something else or, he didn't order anything. There is a lot of scenes who could fit it. So don't ******* say that HE SHOULD PAY OR HE'S A BAD BOYFRIEND. That is just crap and you know it.
karmennn 0
for HER to pay? jerk no wonder she ended it
Livlifefunny 1
As the time came for her to pay....explains it all. YDI
d4_user 5
you deserve it. why were you trying to let a woman buy you lunch? have you no pride?
bethm300 5
Maybe you should have offered to pay!
cowboyup92 3
If she pays for subway she prolly pays for everything and is tired of it so she left
babyskip 0
What a dick, you should have paid in the first place, more less making her go all the way to the car. I glad she left your cheap ass
softpaws 17
You deserved it for not paying the check
jterrell1993 4
Next time maybe pay for her?
Marmarfarfar 25
You should have payed...