Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
Pigpen181 3
You should have ordered the Grilled Chicken sub
frankq555 3
and y is UR gf paying for this
michaelm1290 23
I'm sure you tell all your friends how cool you are that you make your girlfriend pay for your meal... grow up Peter Pan
mpclaw 3
talk about a dead end relationship.
emerluvsu 6
wow. how original.
foxracer92 0
I don't feel bad for you at all. Show some class and pay for her meal. Girls hate cheapskates. I don't blame her at all. YDI!
dinosaur522 4
well obviously you need a better taste in restraunts
emerluvsu 6
^^win!
cool517 1
well retard.... a real man would have paid the bill that's what you get for bein a cheap bastard you Azz you deserve it
skadoosh52 0
shudda gave her the other $5 footlong ;)
writergirl23 19
she probably was expecting an expensive Italian restaurant.
sakura10190210 0
time for her to pay... I would've left too
jinglez 4
exactly he should have paid anyway