Today, I went to Subway with my girlfriend. Just as the time came for her to pay, she went to the car to grab her purse. She didn't come back. I found a note on the windshield saying, "It's over." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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DreaminOfMusic 0
dude it's subway just pay for it and get over it. $5 footlongs duh!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Maybe it was because you couldn't give her a footlong?
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Comments (402)
garBanzobean17 0
what a bitch..
BAMF519 0
I really really like ur comment!
tboudre 0
she probably didn't want to date a loser who couldn't buy her some subway.
jinglez 4
you deserved it for trying to make her pay
lovecookie1 1
this is the second FML ive read were a girlfriend broke up w her boyfriend at subway!
raelynb 0
maybe she broke up with you because you are a cheapster that makes girls pay
julian1122 0
maybe she broke up with you because you're cheap as hell. you were gonna make your girlfriend pay? dumbass....
gondor17 0
pick up the tab bro. cmon
patrick154 0
5 dollar footlong!!!
MuhammadsTeenGF 0
Well knowing Subway's order of operations, why didn't you pay instead of embarrassing her by making her actually run to the car to get her purse? YDI for being a poor boyfriend.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Perhaps he didn't have any cash on him because it had already been agreed that she would be paying for this meal.
Grider66 0
She dumped you because you're to cheap to pay for subway!!!