Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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tiny_cactus 0
At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.
Kurokawa_fml 0
Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.
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Comments (100)
DLT_17 0
to the OP u didn't deserve it despite what they r saying. u refused the car but her dad insisted. if you liked the girl i am sure you would do a lot to help her dad be satisfied to make up for the things you do to make her satisfied. :p
kutanskm 0
Lo f*cking L
ALOHAWAII_fml 0
OMG WOW THATS REALLY ****** UP YOU PROBABLY WAS NERVOUS
ironhulk_fml 0
i would of impaled you into the mail box if that was my car
eternallyme 0
Today, my daughter's date came in... we talked for a while and i decided to be nice and "trust him with my car" because i could "trust him with my daughter". Now my mailbox is broken. FML.
Nobodys_Perfect_fml 0
ouch...
Badboy6 5
lol oh shit moment
Oishi_fml 0
You recked it? High five...wait you meant the car?
Txgurl08 0
a 1958 corvette....wow...lol that sucks i would of hate to see the look on his face when u returned it!
Brittan 0
Ha Ha that is f***in hillarious! good job man!
threeminutesfrom 0
if I was the dad you would be dead on the spot