Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML
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Top comments
ebonyirony 29
kind of cute
kingcaper817 14
Well you sure know how to make an impression
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kingcaper817 14
Well you sure know how to make an impression
ohjoy15 33
Yeah. Quite an impression. How did he become her boyfriend after just one date? Is that how this works now?
sirbow2 5
...in the ditch with her car...
kingcaper817 14
Ikr. You need to at least go on 2
Rainbow2Cloud 12
I love the enthusiasm in the FML OP "..And it was great!"
janro72 10
retrospectively probably. They are probably boyfriend and girlfriend now.
Sathane 21
Pay more attention.
unknown9634 7
It's thing like this make FML stupid as ****. All these people disliking your comment are retarded.
ebonyirony 29
kind of cute
jake_braves 25
I agree 3. Could've been a lot worse OP.?
ScarredVox92 16
I thought so too. Lol. kind of a candid way of meeting, instead of a planned meeting where OP might not want to act like herself in order to impress.
Jord_Fox 14
Look on the bright side you've moved from first date to meeting parents. That's a lot of steps done in one night
teentee401 37
But is he really her boyfriend if after the first date?
uglytwin 15
ugh that sucks
the_aspect 28
sounds like you got stuck in the mud and at least it was not horrible.
daz18m 15
At least you didn't have to pull him out tonight
nickaa827 13
bad job
zahidnasir 22
nvm atleast you met them
WhoCouldIBe 11
At least it's your 'boyfriend's' parents
HeyyShayy 15
Why the quotes?
doyoulikebowling 6
well #20 maybe because it was one date...
thejonac 21
to be very very honest if i were your boyfriend's parents i'd think you're very adorable and anyways this thing would be a great conversation starter in the future