Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
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tiny_cactus 0
At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.
Kurokawa_fml 0
Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.
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Comments (100)
shanks1337 0
FIRST!
The_Pleb 0
FYL Usually only females do this kind of thing " poor driving " your a discrace to the male species and therefore you should become a transvestite. Thankyou
The_Disturbed 5
Hahaha...win.
TheDoge 0
cut off your meat and two veg and throw them in the oceans, so that some poor jelly-fish can have the cajones and become more of a man than you are.
SZeth_fml 0
i cried when i read this..
GreenDaemon21 0
completely true. did u kno that 93% of all mailboxes knocked down by cars are from women drivers? yea. states shud stop issuing drivers licneses to women.
DragonitePaladin 6
that's really harsh, don't you think? and FYI, that's a really sexist gender stereotype and trust me.... I can safely say that I've seen more men drive like the retarded dips*** that they are. In my opinion, women are probably safer drivers than men. How many accidents have men been in that killed them? Unsafe driving.... racing... drunk..... But you don't have to agree with me. This is my opinion and i can as biased as you are being from my POV >.>
uallsuckatlife16 0
the thing is women are inferior to men in general
kindness 0
delete uallsuckatlife16's account! this person is beyond rude! you cannot be allowed to say that!
kindness 0
delete greendaemon21's too! WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE! PEOPLE ARE SUCH SEXIST MORONS AND DICKHEADS!
DragonitePaladin 6
get the hell out of the conversation if you can't understand the maturity or figure of speech people are using. Where exactly are they being sexist? If you can't understand the way we're talking then don't pitch in; you'll only make yourself look stupid morons.
Whininghippo 0
Well, think about it... he's probably never picked this girl up before, so he's at a new house. And now he's driving a car he's never driven before. Hitting the mailbox sucks balls, but it's not a YDI moment.. Sucks for you OP, hopefully next time the father will agree when you refuse to drive his car.
Jtrain615 0
@ #67 Woah kindness, calm down and clean the sand out of your vag. They are just words. Remember the nursery rhyme, "sticks and stones..." You dumb bitch. See? The last three words didn't hurt because they're just words. :)
klimpomppp 9
Kindness, read the fml rules, u can pretty much say whatever u want within reason
tiny_cactus 0
At that point, you might as well have just had your way with the daughter. Your relationship with her dad is pretty irreparable.
GreenHacker 0
^ This
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I like the way u think
inconvienentgurl 0
at least he wont kill you you hurt his daughter like that you might... do something nice for the dad so that you can start the make up process :)
slim_g17 0
Ummmm... I'm pretty sure that is justification for murder in my book...
greenltrn2003 0
#44 you're completly right. 58 vette? far from anything picked up in a used car lot
a_nix777 0
fail.
blindwhisper 0
this is hilarious =) well, he insisted that u took his car, so he shouldn't be angry about it. if both u and the girl are fine, just take your own car next time :)
Kurokawa_fml 0
Should of said...thats how hard i'm gonna HIT THAT and drove off full speed.
reborn296 0
i clearly remember seeing this in a movie before. Obviously someone thought it was funny, and thought that theyd put it up here... But its from a movie guys.
kitten2360 0
hahahaha yes
JayDude132 0
fake. who in their right mind would let anyone drive their '58 vette?
peroxideprincess 0
what's next? you'd hit HER mailbox too? :P
kukopia 0
Fake as fake can be. Fakest FML ever. Even the people that own a 58 vette don't drive em. No way they're gonna let someone they never met, that hasn't been driving very long drive it while they're SURE to be distracted. Much less MAKE someone drive it after they politely decline the offer. Mods be tokin again... EXHALE DUDES!!!!!
kukopia 0
Make sure the FMLs you approve comply with common logic.
GreenDaemon21 0
FAKE! Only women crashes into mailboxes, and they do it quite often might I add
chinCHILLaOUT 0
F u