Today, I got into a car accident. The car I hit belongs to my girlfriend's father. We never met before. He strongly believes in "first impressions." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
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davelociraptor 0
FAKE, corn dogs weren't invented until the late 19th ( early 20th?) century.
cadian_munkey 1
That is definately quite a first impression! I guess as long as u dealt with it right & u weren't being a hoon @ the time it should be fine- everyone has accidents. Just deal with it the right way:)
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Comments (43)
cadian_munkey 1
That is definately quite a first impression! I guess as long as u dealt with it right & u weren't being a hoon @ the time it should be fine- everyone has accidents. Just deal with it the right way:)
lmmmr 0
Why is first impressions in quotation marks?
TheTragicReturn 0
#28/lmmmr: I'm guessing it's because the OP's girlfriend described her father to the OP.
elara15 0
Sheesh, male drivers!
danyfuckinheatle 0
looks. like your ******
nikoelisDR 0
ydi for hitting him in the first place!!!
rookiegrl78 0
congratulations...how did the first meeting go? :D
lexilovesyou 0
Um hon your not first !!!
alex_vik 1
This was probably the first time he met his girlfriend's father.
rookiegrl78 0
O.o i never said i was first, i was asking how did his gf's dad respond to him
whomppp 0
#5- fail
bryster126 0
Hey at least you made a great impression on his car, lolz
davelociraptor 0
FAKE, corn dogs weren't invented until the late 19th ( early 20th?) century.
davelociraptor 0
Whoops, posted that comment on the wrong FML
IceCubez 0
WTF?
alex_vik 1
wat
bexox 0
Lol... what FML does that even go to?
indu54 0
LOL ROFL LMAO hahahah wtfff!
lessthanbee 0
best comment on here, dave...roflcopter.
FusionPlacebo 26
I like how this is still the top comment.
irishdubr 0
At least the first time u met wasn't him walking in on u stuffing his daughter
idfk_wtf 0
lmao
Aimskool 10
hehe way to go!
randomdude1234 0
This seems like a repeat. The wording of this one is almost exactly the same as another and that last line is verbatim from what was in the other fml.
efmivida 0
how much time do you spend on this website that you wouldn actually pick up on that
DeathMetal666 0
YDI for rear-ending someone who believes in first impressions.