Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ProtoBuster_1 5
WTF was your boss thinking? FYL. Your boss should be wearing them.
xdyingxwishx 0
Oh big deal, so you had to wear something on your head for a few hours. If that's the worst thing you have to complain about I'd say you have a pretty good life. Suck it up and stop being a whiny brat.
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inconvienentgurl 0
did this reallly happen? where do you work? and ppl do start the Christmas "Season" quite early
peroxideprincess 0
from where i live that isn't really an FML... people here start celebrating the Christmas season on the month of September and it ends at around January/February. LOL
Juggalette_623 9
But isn't Christmas in 6 weeks?
Ezekeyle 0
SUCK IT UP, CUPCAKE!!!
sexxxtacy 0
theres still 5 weeks till christmas!?!?!?!? shit
lil_cig 0
edit: Whoops, replied to another comment by mistake
ProtoBuster_1 5
WTF was your boss thinking? FYL. Your boss should be wearing them.
Jimboom 12
You should have told your boss where he could put those antlers! Nobody, not even your boss can make you dress up like that. Or perhaps he just wanted you to wear them so he could ride you like a reindeer? ;-)
polico_wolf 0
true, but he can fire the OP
Reyo 2
...assuming it's one of those states where your boss can fire you for no reason. If not, what reason would the Boss have to firing the OP? I'm doubting "Wear reigndeer antlers when the Boss tells you to" is apart of the job description.
twaza123 0
So?
Sun_Kissed18 25
That what I was thinking. Someone needs to get in the Christmas spirit themselves! :D Merry Christmas everyone! :) Oh and Happy Holidays
shanster 3
Stick the antlers up your boss's ass and say "Here's Rudolph!!!"
Zer0_Zer0 0
He could just say "OK. Here's your final pay cheque... Ever."
grrrarrrg2 2
How is this an FML? Yea its a bit early to be getting into the X-mas spirit. But this is not an FML. You're a just a moron.
ChurchofFagenism 0
oh man i LOVE christmas!
xdyingxwishx 0
Oh big deal, so you had to wear something on your head for a few hours. If that's the worst thing you have to complain about I'd say you have a pretty good life. Suck it up and stop being a whiny brat.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I think your boss wanted to hunt you for sport and food. Reindeer meat is very delicious.
xxmollyxx 25
:)
thekingjoe90 0
i'd tell him to **** off