rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
TrueStories
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dropped the ball
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
bleachingmykidsbrains
Montréal, Canada
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
LinaLinaYeah
Canada
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
anonymous1
United States
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML
noname
France
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Anonymous
Boundaries
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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xkcd 0
You should have pretended it was your girlfriend's. "Oh, I thought I told [name] to cut it out"
Lizo_fml 0
1.) pack your own bag next time 2.) thats not really fukkery of your life at all. Its just undies....... wait were they skid-marked?
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Lizo_fml 0
1.) pack your own bag next time 2.) thats not really fukkery of your life at all. Its just undies....... wait were they skid-marked?
coolrunnings1021 14
How do you skid mark a thong? 🤔
brentgoat 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first off, it's "mom". second, how old are you, 12?
racegurl 0
I say mum sometimes. It doesn't matter, either way it's meaning the same. That like yelling at someone for saying mom instead of mother...
Otto12 0
mum is commen in European countries, so if It doesn't sound familier to you, don't correct it if u don't know what your talking about
Shadow14l 0
it's "you're" dumbass now stfu
jtdm25 2
On the REAL English it's spelt 'Mum' ignorant Americans!!
subwoofa 0
I'm australian and we spell it 'mum' too. My MUM is american as well so watch what you say you dip cheese
xkcd 0
You should have pretended it was your girlfriend's. "Oh, I thought I told [name] to cut it out"
musictakesitaway 0
so just like...hide them
rxxk 0
My parents have never once packed my bag for any practice...
Eladar 0
brentgoat, actually, in the UK, its "mum" not "mom"...Just coz americans like to butcher the english language, doesn't mean we all do
Bucaneer85 0
That's not prejudicial or stereo typical at all. It's called a different dialect. French is spoken differently in Northern France, as opposed to Southern France. Spanish is spoken differently in Spain as opposed to Mexico. Portuguese is spoken differently in Portugal than it is in Brazil. Don't be a douche, my friend. Or should I say, mate.
nutta 0
Im english and I say mom, mum is too posh and faggy
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
@ 3 Most english speaking places use 'mum'. England, Australia, New zealand.. how do you not know that? what are you, 12?
ticktockigoboom 0
Next time, do it yourself! Totally deserved it, by the way.
davidcassoa 0
that's weird that your mother would do that to you o_O
jen_kay 0
LOLOL. Nicee supriseee