Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML
Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I came home after spending the past two months at summer camp, just for my parents to excitedly announce that I'm going to be spending the next two weeks in Florida with my grandma. We have to leave in literally a couple hours. FML
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
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barty5858 0
well at least you learned that lying is bad
eliz3 0
your mum is scary if she took that seriously
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Comments (156)
barty5858 0
well at least you learned that lying is bad
genius_man16 1
the simplicity of that sentence made me rofl
SookMauNoots 0
why wwud u rofl over something you saw ona computer
nikktherocker 0
yes right after he took everything literally.
Brendan90 0
That sentence right there is something to rofl about.
AndelleRae 9
Because there's no reason to ever say "That made me ROFL" in real life, unless you're a douchebag.
thatwasobvious 0
:( @ 85
justsignedup 0
u r so dum. fyl cuz ydi ps: dont b a ****
bballchamp43 0
wat does ROFL mean that is 1 I can't figure out
Pickle_McHale 0
@ 139 Rolling On Floor Laughing YDI for being a ****.
sheagstaz 0
Wow.....................****
princessAj1 6
How is she a **** . Op said her boyfriend not boyfriends.
EMTchic 14
138- it means rolling on the floor laughing
eliz3 0
your mum is scary if she took that seriously
WthHappened 0
wow what a backfire.. that blows
laurenbelle 0
wow dude that sucks. fyl. have fun at camp.
jemsmej 0
ummm...... smartie, she's not GOING to camp.
_chrissy_ 0
I do believe she was saying "have fun at camp" because now the girl will have to go to camp for real...or fess up.
sexymessy 0
Yes #55 she wasn't PLANNING on going to camp! Now she most likely will, or have to tell her mom the truth. Now who's the "smartie"?
realggirl 0
I imagine she is now so her mom won't find out... change of plans, right?
PenguinBob 0
ur an idiot. FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
0okm 0
that's a fail :P
dozie 0
LOL... first to the 5th spot, yes!
PokeyStix 3
Don't lie to her so much, my gosh.
kiwistrwbry08 0
Definitely wasn't the best move... You should have just asked her if you could go.
twenty_fml 0
Good Luck with that.
midwestjerk 0
YDI for being a lying bitch.
nazooer 11
You suck dick for being judgmental and calling them a bitch
midwestjerk 0
She lied about going to camp and is instead going to spend the time banging her boyfriend. Therefore, she is a bitch.
jasmine1259 2
restating the fml doesn't make ur comment about her being a bitch right
midwestjerk 0
You're pretty goddamn stupid, aren't you? She lied. Therefore, she is a bitch. Is that getting through your thick skull?
Dabookofnothing 0
haha this is kinda funny guys lets get this straight no shes not a bitch shes a dirty lying ***** k?
midwestjerk 0
Well, she IS from Wisconsin, a land that is known for ******. By that statment, I mean Brett Favre. :D
Ketz 0
YDI for thinking you could get away with it.
nehaspice 0
stfu. she just wanted time with her boyfriend - it doesn't make her a bitch. dude, just tell your mom you don't wanna go anymore because you just wanted time to yourself. you can get away with it!
regalarius 0
It makes her a liar, which in my eyes is usually worse than a bitch. :-) Although it's conceivable that she's in a situation where there's no other reasonable alternative. I'm glad I've never been in one of those.
sensboltsfan84 4
She deserves it for lying to her mother. I hope she got caught
NikkiFlysKites 8
Such. A. Dumbass. I don't see how lying and going to her boyfriend's makes her a bitch. A "dirty lying *****" maybe like 56 said, but certainly not a bitch.
iheartboobiies 0
Totally agree with this person.
chellyX92 8
Idk why a "*****" is a better term for a bitch. A LIAR is what she is. And this is karma coming right back to bite her in the ass.
RosarioRivera 0
well. I think both YDI and FYL.