Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
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Top comments
CammyGal 26
You wouldn't have this problem if you hadn't cheated in the first. F your girlfriend's life for being led on by a cheating bastard.
mangoboy1 19
Forget him and choose one girl or the other don't try dating both because that will never work out.
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Comments (309)
deputyunderpants 8
Don't expect sympathy when you did something really shitty.
buddy51 23
This is one of those FML's that make me wish I could push YDI multiple times. You should't kill yourself, OP, you should stay alive so you can suffer the pain of losing everyone you love in your life because of your cheating bullshit! Your dad's being harsh but he's saying that your behavior is so hurtful that you get a gigantic "fail" at life. Good luck pulling yourself out of the skummy ditch you've put yourself in!!
davincidasecond 24
Cheating is wrong. OP knows this. At least he isn't someone that doesn't own up to what they do or try to make excuses about it. I think people are taking the judgement a bit too far. Sometimes decent people do ****** up things, one mistake doesn't make OP an asshole. What he wanted was advice and counsel to right a wrong and all he got was his own father telling him to kill himself and that he's disowned. Sorry if I'm not catering to the popular consensus here, but that doesn't spell YDI to me.
Hope2218 11
This would all be prevented if you didn't cheat...
Sir_drink_alot 20
I swear to god the people on this site are a bunch of leftist puritans. Having sex on your period is apparently disgusting, and now someone who cheats on his girlfriend deserves being told by his father to kill himself? He asked for advice because he did something wrong and he wants to resolve it, op your father is a moron. Move out of his house and find someone better to get advice from in the future
Emptylikethemoon 6
Thank God some one is a little understanding.
MagicStallion 9
82 - I know, right? Everyone's really hating on OP but people don't post shit like this on FML if they don't feel bad and need council about what they're doing.
MagicStallion 9
82 - I know, right? Everyone's really hating on OP but people don't post shit like this on FML if they don't feel bad and need council about what they're doing.
Samantha_Rose821 9
prick.
ZodiacalComa7 11
Better at least you're admitting you're wrong.
WickedScarlet73 6
You're going to end up losing both if you don't get your shit straightened out soon.
griffy14 9
Wow. People on here must not get out much? Life happens strangely sometimes and to get disowned by one of your parents is rough for something that's not really a huge deal. Seriously, these comments me think I'm watching The View instead of FML.
ashleyhalla 21
Cheating doesn't mean having sex it Doing anything physical. If you're sneaking around, that's cheating. Your dad shouldn't have told you to kill yourself, that was bit much. YDI for what you're doing to your girlfriend.
rooshinsolanki 7
you're jerk but you can use oldest trick in the book...toss the coin..you'll know which one you want when coin is in the air... dump the other girl and do something with your life that you'll earn some respect to your father...!!