Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Technique
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Supportive
Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Wrong end of the stick
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
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Valle79 5
So you planned to break down? I can see how his mother might think you're a horrible person...
ShadowLord 3
Now you can talk out your diffierences.
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1221jamw 11
Wow screw her op your the nice one
kritz0 10
You're* You don't really have to be liked by the mom. Well unless he is a complete momma's boy... Then you might need to leave him for him...and not her. But, her opinion shouldn't be a huge deal to him..the rebel in most people doesn't get "grown out" and he'll do exactly the opposite of his mother wants....thus meaning you'll still be in the picture. Ignore it, not everyone is going to just love you right off the bat...even if she never likes you... I'm sure you can both create a working relationship because of the one person you have in common.....
number1beaner 0
Have sex on her bed that will piss her off
behemothokun 0
haha, nice idea! But maybe op should just ask her what's her ******* problem.
number1beaner 0
haha ya I agree bro just ask that bitch what her problem is
RavenRiley007 4
Spartan!... Prepare for Battle!(if there's a chance) Leave no Prisoners!(if he gives in to mommy ****)
edteach 0
lol
cupcakeslayer 0
sorry but how do you figure she's the nice one when she PLANNED a dramatic breakdown? probably why the mom docent like the OP
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I think that the mom isn't that much of a bitch. It sounds like OP has some issues. For example: his mother obviously didnt come to town in order to hate on her. OP just has insecurity issues. That's probably why people don't like her.
hisgirlherboy 5
oh my god you pic is so ******* amazing
sxphysticated 17
She felt shitty, and wanted to talk to her boyfriend about how she felt. She needed a long cry, that doesn't mean she is the bad person. She just needed some emotional relief.
MnM0609 22
It's not like she was going to do it to cause a scene. She just needed a shoulder to cry on and someone who would listen to her. She went to her boyfriend because she needed him to be that someone, and there his mom was talking shit. If she planned a dramatic breakdown, I'm sure it would have been more public than that.
ShadowLord 3
Now you can talk out your diffierences.
Frelling 0
Threesome?
msl1333 4
I really doubt op has absolutely no idea why the mom hates her. so really they have two options: cry about it to the guy, or behave like adults and work out a relationship.
unknown831 0
eew that's his mom why would he have a threesome with his mom.
ilovepoppa 0
right. but that was a tad bit ironic?
tulsafml 0
Threesome it is then.... :D :D :D
khaya 9
It's only incest if he opens his eyes. (don't be tempted glue them shut)
alfaboy 10
#70 incest is winsest much?
LoveDemon 19
That's just bad luck. But I hope your boyfriend,who loves you, understands you better ...
Frelling 0
An ellipsis can be used to indicate a pause, just wait, they might finish their sentence shortly.
kritz0 10
#32..I was replying to #4 which got deleted....so I edited and got rid of what I said.
Frelling 0
S'ok, I was actually replying to number 3.
kritz0 10
Uhm.. What you said doesn't make sense then. Looks like their thought was....done.
AleeGee23 0
goo
iTerrorized 4
Should've listened to Rebecca Black's 'Friday', wait nevermind, you'd cry even more.
sabrinalmfaoo 0
that's not even funny.
Nimmrodel 11
^ i agree with her
_streets_ 19
Ha, I totally agree with you #4.
iTerrorized 4
It's not meant to be funny #14
kritz0 10
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kritz0 10
I was never banned. You must get your information from Doc.
mintcar 10
Look, you can't change the way she feels. Just ignore her, maybe she might come around.
GaryMuzz 4
yes, because ignoring the problem is usually the most mature and effective thing to do...
Nimmrodel 11
Pretty hard to ignore her boyfriends mother, best to just talk it out with her.
mintcar 10
How do we know OP hasn't tried?
mintcar 10
7, I ignore things all the time because I'm old, I'm mature and it's always effective. Duh.
franniedottp 8
oh hey, you're the girl that we commented about cuz of your pic, right? well, you're pretty xD case closed
rarrar51 0
mintcar, go take a communications class. ignoring someone is anything but mature. people these days -_____-
mintcar 10
122, you're an idiot. Yeah because my above statement was consumed of all seriousness. Herpderp. I understand sarcasm is lost in text and all but I'm still deeming you an idiot.
rarrar51 0
phahaha, 'cause there was even a hint of sarcasm in anything you wrote? cool beans. oh, and cover yourself up, nobody wants to see that.
mintcar 10
Phahaha? Is that how you really laugh? And do you really think I care for what you have to say about my choice of clothing? If so, that's incredibly hilarious. Moreso than your inability to detect sarcasm.
rarrar51 0
haha, you're a tard. and no, I'm just saying fatties need to contain themselves. thats all. and if you don't like the way I laugh, then we're not adding "moreso" to the dang dictionary. put that in your balogna sandwich and stuff it!
mintcar 10
HAHAHA " fatties need to contain themselves. " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Always the ones without a picture who want to comment on the looks of others. You might want to look into your insecurities and get help. HAHAHAHA. Thanks for making my day though.
mintcar 10
BOLOGNA you mean? HAHA. Insult fail. You should probably absorb some creativity and attempt another.
rarrar51 0
hahaha, good argument! let's do it again sometime!
Roadkill007 9
I feel sorry for you... if someone that close to him has problems with you, you're going to have a tough time. As long as your boyfriend supports you, I suppose it would be ok. I just hope your boyfriend doesn't start listening to what his mom is actually saying. good luck
CrAzyFlOriDaGiRl 1
Awwe:/ Tell the beeyotchh off(:
ArthursLifeSucks 2
What are her reasons for thinking you are a bad person?
DeviousAngel 13
OP said, "...for unknown reasons."
shakethat 10
unknown to op but I'm sure the mom has some really good reasons.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
I agree with 77. I think OP is a fragile, paranoid, and highly insecure b*tch, based on her FML post.
amberkun 4
Fragile and insecure because her boyfriend's Mother is a bitch? Yeah, that's pure logic.
vavavoom88 0
Maybe ur bfs mom. Should mind her own damn bizz her son will love who he wants..her opinion shouldn't change that
calley123 0
I couldn't agree more.
callofduty4life 0
Stop being such a terrible person then?
IceCweaaam 0
lol mean haha