Today, I was crying after having argued with my boyfriend. My mom saw me, she asked, "Why are you crying? Don't you have homework to do?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom asked me if I was crying because my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. That wasn't why I was crying. My mom knows things before I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walked in, gave him a long hug, and started sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed. I overheard my mom crying on the phone. She said, “If my daughter kills herself, who’s going to do the dishes?” FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
Today, during an argument between me and my boyfriend, he called for his mom. She came up and told us both off and told us to stop screaming, as if we were kids. We are both well over 30. FML
Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
I love it! Moms are sooo unsympathetic. This totally sounds like something my mom would say!
AlleySinkWink 0
#6 + #11, I think we all kind of know that, but it's called living in the moment. What, are we supposed to turn off all of our emotions until we're in college or something?
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Comments (32)
Amkii 0
I love it! Moms are sooo unsympathetic. This totally sounds like something my mom would say!
greenmonxster 0
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wooters 1
chick grow a ...mmm I'd say a pair butt... oh grow some double D's like seriously relationships don't always have. happy endings.
ZING_MASTER 0
She has a point. Suck it up and do your homework. You're in high school. Grades matter more than some guy you'll break up with in a month.
zidane312 0
luckily for me i didnt have a girlfriend/boyfriend so i guess i dont know if my mom would even say that
AlleySinkWink 0
#6 + #11, I think we all kind of know that, but it's called living in the moment. What, are we supposed to turn off all of our emotions until we're in college or something?
bridawg 0
yes so stfu
NorfolkDude 2
I agree with your mom. No one likes a cry baby in her house. So basically suck it up and do your homework. If you're doing homework, anything else is just games.
Speech_fml 0
#15 EVERYTHING passes. It's not as though all relationships are instantly binding once you leave highschool and are therefore ok to be upset about.
mollypop35 28
There's no #15
jayhawk63 0
Things happen, do your homework. I've spent too much time whining over petty things when I could have been accomplishing something, and now I'm pissed at myself because of it. It's not having a lack of empathy, its realizing what's important.
XxLorniklexX 0
Moms can be so caring!
d_dh2310 0
Awww that's not nice at all!! I agree with what everyone is saying though, and while I cried over my break ups, it will all get better eventually - promise :)
graciegirl 0
haha i've gotten that before... homework ate my life.