Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, after weeks of doubt and pondering the pros and cons, I finally broke up with my girlfriend, and she burst into tears. Feeling guilty, I tried to console her by saying, "Don't worry, we can still be cousins." FML
Today, my girlfriend invited me over for the first time. I pulled up to her house just to be denied at the front door by her mum. She'd invited me over to break up with me, but had her mum do it for her. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML
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Top comments
Ray_of_midnight 23
At least you didn't chicken out and end up proposing to her anyway, like last week's poster.
Hastile 4
Contrasts on your engagement.
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Comments (109)
Hastile 4
Contrasts on your engagement.
xoconnie 8
SOOO awkward
cookie_3008 4
Ouch!! Im sure she felt bad enough afterwards. =S Anyway.. Props to you for being a gentleman and having a mature break-up. Good luck.
Fml_FTW228 10
Was that a pun? Or did you mean to say congrats?
citymayer 7
Lol. Contrasts made me laugh more than it should have.
LolFMLnot 10
Her mother was probably more disappointed than both of you.
OhDearBetrayal 25
Hey guys this could be the answer we were looking for on that last FML where the guy wanted to break up but it ended with an engagement...
xd3box 4
Good thing you have nice ****
aJaguarinRed 9
79- even though you probably meant this for the previous FML it fits rather nicely.
therealslim 15
85- it actually doesn't fit nicely at all, but that's what makes it funny
BeachBoi_Alex 7
The Bitch...
PeypeyTheBeeotch 1
85&99- I believe that 79 was speaking to 45...
Ray_of_midnight 23
At least you didn't chicken out and end up proposing to her anyway, like last week's poster.
putloginhere 6
That one was just sad...
jtthegr8 26
At least this op showed some back bone by not proposing....
Luunatic 13
Haha. I remember that FML!!
nofearjenshere 12
^ Glad to know your short term memory is intact.
zuzupetalsYO 11
It's probably the same guy and thus is his back story.
semralovesdenis 4
Lmao so true
jhicks123 10
I know right
lonkite101 14
She'll figure it out soon enough. Hopefully.
Hamo 5
Must have been awkward after the mom found out the truth
mgkgambino 3
Congrats* on your engagement
philbelfrage 13
He was making a pun....
lonkite101 14
He was meaning from the first comment. Said "contrasts" he thought it was auto correct. Key word: thought*
philbelfrage 13
Yes I know he was referring to the first comment, and I was telling him that the first comment was a pun.
lonkite101 14
Yeah ik, I was just explaining his mistake.
philbelfrage 13
I understood his mistake, but I see how it might look like I didn't, so that's my bad.
lonkite101 14
It's fine. I just don't see why peeps keep thumbing me down. I was never accusing you.
philbelfrage 13
Because there are people on this site that think they are actually going to accomplish something by thumbing down everything they see.
lonkite101 14
True
Soloman212 28
*Reads 37* ... Oh my God... What am I doing with my life? ... *Thumbs down 37*
Fml_FTW228 10
No it was not a pun. Look at Hastile's later comment #9. He put "Damn Auto correct."
philbelfrage 13
Sh*t. I appologize 5, you were correct. Thanks for bringing that to my attention 47, I completely missed that.
julien672 0
Congrats doesn't autocorrect to anything. He/she lied.
mgkgambino 3
I knew I wasn't an idiot -_-
retyi43 14
58 - autocorrect is not the same on every phone/device
Jaxx66 21
58- it can autocorrect to contrast if they typed in a few extra letters or different letters than just 'congrats'. I call it "fat-thumbing" my keys. P.S it's not nice to call people liars.
hama806 19
Talk about "off topic".
therealslim 15
Yeah, pretty much your comment summed up in a nutshell, eh 78?
eriksen 16
Oh shit you're so ******. But seriously, I feel bad for you, it can happen to anyone.
Rowdey 10
It can, but it doesn't. That is what all FML's are..
MissMae93 23
How is he "so ******"? The mom made an assumption, now she just needs to be corrected on it.
skoob1 12
Well you know what happens when you ass-u-me
zuzupetalsYO 11
#6-and I feel bad for you
Anai08 17
Oh no how awful OP. What a stab to the heart that must have been, as well as awkward to immediately have to explain something so personal and difficult. I'm glad you and your girlfriend (now ex) were on the same page, and could break up amicably and mutually. Best of luck to both of you!
Hastile 4
Damn Auto correct.
blissmarie 6
You ruined it for everyone! That "pun" was as funny as hell.
whY402Jay 12
Things never work out the way you planned.
ICastillo 25
Well man you got to do what you think is right.