Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, I found a tiny, featherless baby bird. I knew it was impossible, but I tried to keep it alive through the day. Before I could get it to the wildlife center, it died, and when I got all choked up over it, my mom started laughing at me and saying how "weak" I was. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML
Today, I watched a cat pounce on a small bird and rip it to shreds, feather by feather. It wouldn't have been any worse than mildly disturbing, had I not just spent the last 4 weeks nursing the bird back to health from a broken wing. FML
Today, I saved a baby bird from the site I work on. It was the runt and did not have any feathers and was neglected by the mother. I took care of it all day at work and planned on taking it to a wildlife reserve after work. Two minutes away from the reserve, we hit a pothole and I dropped it. It died. FML
Today, while standing by the kitchen window I noticed a mouse running across our lawn on top of the snow. I called my two daughters to come see it, but by the time they got to the window a hawk was shredding the poor thing to pieces. My kids didn't stop crying for two hours. FML
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
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Top comments
CaptinFalconKnig 6
did you try to save the cute bunny by jumping into the T.V in slow motion saying noooooooo in slow motion too?
irokyoursox 6
maybe you should think ahead cuz usually those shows are about the circle of life, not just showing you cute little bunnies.
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Comments (165)
Zacharydoud2011 0
First! I think...
abes22 0
gay! I think...
1221jamw 11
Yeah I would of been If it wasn't for the meddling anti flood! I hate anti flood
hayq 5
totally worthwhile comment right there!
iTerrorized 4
Grats! You're the first person to have Elton Johns finger shoved up your ass! ...I think.
niiick97_fml 3
first...to get moderated.
mintcar 10
5, you were going for " would've."
1221jamw 11
Yes
CaptinFalconKnig 6
did you try to save the cute bunny by jumping into the T.V in slow motion saying noooooooo in slow motion too?
elainelovesyou 7
Haha, Win.
IStoleTheCookies 16
CaptainFalcon your puppy is sooo cute :3
W0 0
ya that defenitly would of helped
MissBunny25 0
:O you're a terrible mother -.- momma bunny is repulsed. -.-
ParaCabXD 0
well if you were watching the show before hand you should of had some clue what it was about
msl1333 4
come on everybody; the rabbits like it
beastbaseball6 0
well miss bunny I think you need a friend
RavenRiley007 4
58 that's what I'm saying
largefoofighter 0
51 I think she's a terrible aunt.
MissBunny25 0
oooooh didn't even see the "aunt" part. my fail.
MissBunny25 0
89, no, I managed to escape by gnawing off the eagle's legs and wings. I then ran off to freedom.
khaya 9
It was a rerun and you knew what was going to happen, you evil woman.
Jackmangold 0
lmao tell her that's real life
MyDogTastesBad 0
Eagle: tastes like chicken.
impatientsnake 4
so u decided while she was crying to post something on fml baby's cry all the time it's not a big deal that probably happens 1000 times a day try a real fml next time
CommonSenseKarma 17
81, you have the funniest picture I've seen since the "I ******* LOVE COCAINE" bear-in-snow one.
roosdedoos 7
Poor bunny.
L3Paparazzo 7
my condoloences
truthinlies 1
that's nature
tulsafml 0
Damn it you son of a bitch! bunnies are gentle creature and you let the baby see that shit. YDI for ******* the babies childhood in the ass. go screw yourself OP.
awardZu 0
Wow 95, over react much? Chill out!
hisgirlherboy 5
he's obviously kidding retard
KUSHaholic 0
so what ! he still needa chill !!
picupbart 0
yeah, right on 95, how dare she not use her physic abilities beforehand... now look what she's done!
drdingus 27
Agreed
mintcar 10
Aw, thats terribly sad. Oh well, it happens. Death and all.
romanthompson 0
damn your sexy!!
Asario 0
i agree. its just sick how humans think killing animals is ok though. when you think about it people hunt because the deer are "overpopulating" when really were just taking away their homes with deforestation. if we hadmt taken their habitat in the first place, the REAL circle of life would be intact. but us humans are bastards. another gay baby was born. bye
ReynshineCutting 10
Actually overpopulation is only part of it. Do you have any idea how diseased deer populations are? And how horribly inbred? Not to mention deer are super tasty and the antlers look good on the wall! Mmm now I want chicken fried venison steak, you bastard!
EatnBeef 7
damn tree hugger... our freaking ancestor hunted animals to survive! grow a pair please
lil_ham1644 29
I was with you until the gay baby thing. What does that even mean?
jellybeans4833 7
BUNNY!;( o(^.^)o
ptxace 0
Nice job..
traze 7
Scared for life, all because of you.
ncvolley123 8
big deal.
Asario 0
you must have something against bunnies. wouldnt be surprised if you have a fur coat in the closet im standing in right now. when are you going to bed?
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
its a stupid ass rabbit get over it. just let nature do its thing
Snafuusmc 12
Fe Fi Fo Fum! oh wrong quote!
irokyoursox 6
maybe you should think ahead cuz usually those shows are about the circle of life, not just showing you cute little bunnies.
ShyAnn29 15
()_() ( .. ) c(")(") I hope this works, it's a cute bunny
rebekahah 7
118- it worked. ^_^
starfish7 18
You're right, #13. Cute bunny, #11.