Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
You must be driving a Tesla if your car is that quiet for it to go unnoticed.
gobiteme2 34
How could you not know you're car wasn't running, most people don't get there keys out until they get close enough to unlock door with key fob.
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Comments (8)
gobiteme2 34
How could you not know you're car wasn't running, most people don't get there keys out until they get close enough to unlock door with key fob.
Lobby_Bee 18
You must be driving a Tesla if your car is that quiet for it to go unnoticed.
RockPrincess26 16
******* idiot.
llovel9480 2
I've done this, left it running while on a date at restaurant. My gf won't stop making fun of me for it
Henning Tesch 8
murica ?
Chinaski76 15
'Stralia
lukey101 26
Straya.
Emmereen 29
On the plus side, no one stole your car while you were in the store.
CSSDimian 6
Frantically
Lee Elliott 4
how is that a fml? hell, if the car got stolen as well, then, sure.