Today, my daughter complained that she no longer wanted to talk about poop, as it grosses her out. This is a girl who can eat a rare steak while watching a guy’s arms get hacked off on TV, but poop is where she draws the line. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML
Today, I had to listen to my daughter’s explosive diarrhea while I watched TV. When she came out of the bathroom, she went white as a sheet. Apparently she thought she was alone. FML
Today, my youngest daughter finally started using the toilet on her own. That is, until her older sister showed her the South Park episode where someone gets their intestines sucked out by flushing the toilet. Now she won't go anywhere near the bathroom. FML
Today, the kids in my 6 year-old daughter’s class were asked what they feared the most. My daughter’s worst fear is apparently not werewolves, sharks, monsters or clowns. Nope, it’s "Eating food I don’t like." FML
Today, my wife told me the only reason she doesn’t want kids is because she requires privacy to poop. That’s it. That’s the dealbreaker. FML
Today, my eight-year-old daughter refused to use the port-a-potty at the fair. She preferred to piss her pants. FML
Today, I talked to a teenage girl that came in for debilitating constipation. Turns out she'd stopped drinking water and had been purposely holding her bowels because her new online boyfriend convince her it’s unattractive and unladylike for girls to poop. FML
Today, I had to end a phone conversation with, "I gotta go, my daughter's eating toilet paper." FML
Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML
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Chazzster 32
Unless you are potty training your daughter, just why in hell is poop an important subject to discuss with her? Frankly I think that daughter is right.
Brightside86 31
It's strange the moments people select to remember someone by, fingers crossed this wasn't yours.
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Comments (9)
Chazzster 32
Unless you are potty training your daughter, just why in hell is poop an important subject to discuss with her? Frankly I think that daughter is right.
Brightside86 31
It's strange the moments people select to remember someone by, fingers crossed this wasn't yours.
Yudith 28
Sounds like a normal Klingon girl to me.
bleachedraven 14
yes 🤣
Sweetie 5
TV's not real, poop is. 😉
bleachedraven 14
🤣
1known 34
A rare steak is not gross and is one of the three acceptable ways to eat a steak; the two other being raw and medium rare. Eating steak another way is gross as any food wasting activity.
bleachedraven 14
You talk about poop so much it has now become a complaint amongst you and your daughter? 🤣
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Ummmmmm, I've worked in hospitals I've 8 years and I still think poop is gross. people have barfed on me etc, I've seen open brain matter and blood all over the place, but I just can't do poop. some people are like that....
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I can sit through gore upon gore while eating and I'm fine. Poop is poop, but it's not fun to talk about anyway?