Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Kkkiana 7
Creepy!
cr3ativity 15
Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments
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Comments (177)
80skid 15
How did you sleep through that?
redmane 21
I sleep through everything. I've slept through earthquakes (minor ones considering my location, but still an earthquake), thunderstorms, fireworks, etc. The only thing that can wake me up is the morning light.
journeytotheend 16
I'll wake up if someone turns my door handle! Even if they try to be quiet!
poccocurantes 7
Now you know to put a lock on your bra.
lilhellian 27
the rubix cube bra..
poccocurantes 7
If you are talented enough a girl should hardly notice when she's awake. And never use two hands.
Epikouros 32
Does your brother's friend have big moobs?
MaxG123 8
Like they say in America "First time for everything"
swagisforchumps 9
Maybe he needed a bra to wear
ZombieSnoopy 9
maybe his moobs needed some support
_krystallynn_ 11
ive managed to take off my sweatshirt and all my clothes, and then put only my sweatshirt back on. all while i was sleeping. its possible.
poccocurantes 7
I am assuming they are still young kids. The real FML is the thought of the brothers friend spanking it to visions of OPs boobs. Or worse, the brother.
MistaBlista 9
That's kinda creepy.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I'm more surprised that you willingly went to bed with a bra on... even my non-wired one is uncomfortable. >.< FYL, though. That's weird.
doodlecloud 27
Someone once told me that your boobs are supposed to get bigger if you sleep with a bra on. I told her it was bollocks and more likely to stunt their growth and she pointed me to multiple websites with supportive comments and testimonies...apparently it's a 'thing'...so maybe OP is just a dumbass?
natalalaliee 9
Creepy
RedPillSucks 33
The fact that you can sleep through your bra being removed means you might want to see if anything else is missing... Like your virginity