Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my sister woke me up panicking saying our kitchen was on fire, and we had to leave. She practically dragged me out of bed and all the way to the front door. When we got outside, she suddenly kneed me in the nuts and went back inside, locking the door behind her. I was only wearing boxers. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, on vacation with family, the power goes off in the middle of the night. I wake up as the A/C starts dripping on my head. No air, wet pillow, can't sleep, but I decide to tough it out until morning rather than wake everyone. In the morning, I discovered my sister had hit the breaker because she couldn't find the light switch. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my sister had a friend over and I had just gotten out of the shower. I wrapped something around me and walked across the living room. When I walked through, they both started laughing hysterically. Turns out I'd grabbed a poncho and the hole for the head ended up right over my crotch. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
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Inkoseh 33
This is actually more likely being a tween exploring sexuality and masturbating because they're "women's clothing", ignoring the sister part. It's fairly common, OP, you should bring it up with your brother and ask him to not take them. If he doesn't comply, then bring it up with your parents. You could also just let the parent you think would understand more know so they could talk to your brother and let him know its wrong. The only bad thing about this would be is if OP was a young/teen and the brother is an adult. Then that's when you need to come clean and let your parents know right away. Sorry meant to add, not disregarding the possibility of your suggestion but... teens are usually horny af and are exploring.
Blimix 9
You may want to handle this quietly, if it hasn't already become a big deal. While it's possible that he took your unmentionables for unmentionable reasons, it's also possible that your brother is exploring a genderqueer identity (such as trans or genderfluid), but is not comfortable buying women's clothing. You could talk with him in private, and if the latter is the case, you could offer to help get him clothing, without outing him to your parents. (Being out to the parents has to be his call: If they don't accept him, outing him could literally kill him.)
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RichardPencil 32
Of course, he has two nostrils, doesn't he?
Blimix 9
You may want to handle this quietly, if it hasn't already become a big deal. While it's possible that he took your unmentionables for unmentionable reasons, it's also possible that your brother is exploring a genderqueer identity (such as trans or genderfluid), but is not comfortable buying women's clothing. You could talk with him in private, and if the latter is the case, you could offer to help get him clothing, without outing him to your parents. (Being out to the parents has to be his call: If they don't accept him, outing him could literally kill him.)
Inkoseh 33
This is actually more likely being a tween exploring sexuality and masturbating because they're "women's clothing", ignoring the sister part. It's fairly common, OP, you should bring it up with your brother and ask him to not take them. If he doesn't comply, then bring it up with your parents. You could also just let the parent you think would understand more know so they could talk to your brother and let him know its wrong. The only bad thing about this would be is if OP was a young/teen and the brother is an adult. Then that's when you need to come clean and let your parents know right away. Sorry meant to add, not disregarding the possibility of your suggestion but... teens are usually horny af and are exploring.
HistoryHasEyes 19
Enter reason is a disgusting example of sexual perversion. I would tell you parents so that they can get him the mental health help he clearly needs.
samomaha 17
HistoryHas Eyes but in this case is blind and uncaring. Being genderfluid or trans is in no means a call for mental health "help" and you should be ashamed of yourself for saying they require psychiatric care. Even mastubation using girls underwear is not a mental illness needing "help". As chyiochan correctly observed, most males do this as teenagers and they completly ignore the sibling relationship. To them, they are just panties, not sister's panties. Such exclusionary and punitive views as apparently espoused in your post clamoring for forced mental "health care" are not part of psychiatry and have no place in today's world.
EVR 8
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
shengming 5
Holy crap