Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML
Today, I lost the beautiful necklace my boyfriend gave me for Valentine's day. I looked everywhere, and couldn't find it. My sister held the bag while I dug through the stinking trash, then after I cleaned everything up, took it out of her pocket and said she was pretending it was lost. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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Top comments
aphrodite14141 0
I guess he's not so amazing anymore.
perdix 31
Transvestites can be awesome boyfriends, I suppose. He popped your cherry and doubled your wardrobe! It's a good day for you!
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Comments (101)
skyeguitar 0
maybe his mom dropped one of hers while putting away laundry?
dindinn 0
wow!
austinryansmith 0
I agree
fatvader64 5
your fault for having boobs!
RageKage 0
that's one interpretation of what happened. I personally like to think that it's the boyfriend is fat and needs to wear a man-bra.
Insomniaddict 0
Are you implying that he sleeps with his mom?
supersitter 11
Wow, #80. Congrats, you are officially the jackass of the day. Someone needs to knee you in the balls. Your fault for having them, right?
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
dont worry #80 has boobs too
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
he is one haha
Spoiledgirl27 0
how did you not realize it wasn't yours before you put it on!
Hunts160 5
Ur an idiot. everyone should know that.
Since1998 20
seems like you dont have the answer either
Amanyyyyyy 29
It looks like he has a collection of bras...
aphrodite14141 0
I guess he's not so amazing anymore.
T_McGee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
YDI for wearing a bra ever.
tofuzoo52 0
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dannnn_fml 0
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warriorcatluvr 0
what the hell
ZleveL 0
AHAHAHAHA!!! LOL!!!!!! I love how there were two "..." in a row and the a "what the hell" X'D OMG OMG OMG LOLOLOL. oh my **** that was hilarious *exhale*
azn_pridee69 0
LMAO ikr made my day :D and fyl op.
longcat 0
that just makes him even more amazing
sonicmega 3
Comments like yours are the reason we have a debilitating sexual double standard in the world today.
Dmb15freeweezy 0
14 you need to chill. there are more important things than your double standard problem.
perdix 31
Transvestites can be awesome boyfriends, I suppose. He popped your cherry and doubled your wardrobe! It's a good day for you!
splinteredApple 36
It could also belong to one of his ex's from a long time ago.
AxCxDxDx 0
Obviously, your boyfriends a crossdresser!
Nic_hole 0
yea, how did you not know it wasn't yours when you put it on??
SarahMarie83 0
Are you trying to imply that it belonged to him or another woman?
perdix 31
I'm more than implying he is a cross-dresser, I'm stating it. Of course, this being FML, I'm pulling this fact right out of my ass, and it is probably even more likely that the bra belongs to one of the many other women he's *******.
pwincessa23 1
I think I'm the only one that caught on to the fact that he's sleeping with someone else....
FR35H 0
Well its not necessarily a fact it could be his he could be a crossdresser