Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML
Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I went on a lunch date with a guy I used to work with. When the conversation got dry, I asked him if he went by “Chris” or “Christopher” these days. His name is Daniel. My brain knew my mistake as I said it. Just when I thought the silence couldn’t get more awkward. FML
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Top comments
persianjr1 7
that's kinda your fault!! ydi
Jrefinne 7
Why would you be paired with someone who's not new? That seems counterproductive.
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Comments (31)
persianjr1 7
that's kinda your fault!! ydi
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
I don't think so I worked at a place for 6 months and everyday people would say hi and I had no idea what their names where and he said a lot of people got hired so there are probably lots of employees
insanesna1l 0
i would forget my own name if it wasnt printed on my shirt
elainelovesyou 7
Sort of ydi but not at the same time.
karch 0
29- win
PrissyPineapple 0
At least it wasn't during sex. :).
persianjr1 7
that has nothing to do with the FML.
iLazy 0
I think #2 is thinking of a one-night stand
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
she/he meant that it's better than saying "I don't know your name" during sex :)
Tuesdays76 0
Thanks for clarifying that, Captain Obvious.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
I like cupcakes :)
itsgen 16
are you retarted or just stupid?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
haha I didn't even notice that! :)
persianjr1 7
11. very nice. I give you thumbs up!!!
itsgen 16
im glad a typo off of my iphone made your day maybe you should get a life ;)
smmrgrl 1
well your comment was rude anyways... so :/
mexicutioner123 0
40 has a point, you should be a jackass
traceyxox 0
dumb
hypnotiq_trini 0
...and?
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
damn, the FML people choose the worst FMLs sometimes...
m0tl3ycru3 0
comment moderated
this_female 0
not a fml crisis.
pandapoopDX 0
how rude!
Livinia 11
Bad mistake, OP! Think before you speak next time.
Jrefinne 7
Why would you be paired with someone who's not new? That seems counterproductive.
TraceCase_ 19
You would think...unless OP worked with them for 4 months and never even introduced themselves.