Today, I went to bed with a bra on. I woke up with no bra on. My brother had a friend sleep over last night. I wonder where my bra went. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, the power went out so my family all stayed together in a one room to keep warm. I was on the bed against the wall and reached my hand down, only to find my panties tucked in the side of my brother's bed. Not one pair, but two. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
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Kkkiana 7
Creepy!
cr3ativity 15
Who knows? I heard trolls these days stopped taking socks and started to take undergarments
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Comments (177)
GlitterValentina 12
Sounds like a joke really; if it was someone perverted they would have most likely kept your bra on.
unhappybitch 8
If it was someone perverted they wouldn't keep her bra on....
GlitterValentina 12
They would so they wouldn't get caught. They removed it as a joke so she would be freaked out over it. Just my opinion though.
unhappybitch 8
Yea, it all depends on the perv
lilhellian 27
I would think if he could get it off, he could get it back on..
Sunkistlover718 21
I suspect that nargles had something to do with it...
Brssps 13
Best.comment.ever
MetallicaFTW 16
Doesn't even make the top 5 actually.
Roguedork19 8
Good effort though
datoismyname 22
It's always those bloody nargles.
RedmontFief 7
I sort of doubt it, nargles just float around inside your skull and make you head fuzzy, but I guess t could have something to do with her not noticing?
Despereaux 15
That's when you wait until he takes a shower and replace all his clothes with a single bra.
bananagrams 9
Another bra would probably just make his day...
I_Like_Vimto 6
Maybe you were uncomfortable and woke up in the middle of the night and took it off? I know I do stuff like that.
Felling 14
And then happened to forget and post a FML about it.
lou_knee 6
It would be quite easy to forget if she did it when she was half asleep.
chris_a7x 11
That's messed up... You should go punch him.
HortonThelephant 15
It was the bed intruder!! He's climbing in yo' window, snatching yo' people up! (and bra) lol. At least he didn't try to rape you..
283leis 8
You never know! OP should probably take a pregnancy test now.
usnwife 18
If she can sleep through someone removing her bra, I wouldn't be surprised if she could sleep through being raped... I honestly don't know how she could sleep so soundly, a bra goes all the way around meaning they had to pull it out from under her or roll her over - that's some pretty sound sleeping!!
U_GotitDude 18
Hm, makes you wonder about your brothers friend
Kpopluva 11
I believe that was implied in the FML at least that was OP's inclination.
xsarax_fml 10
dang girl you are one heavy sleeper! lol
zzzmonkey 5
Tell your mom or dad!
thefailgurl96 11
OH MY GOD A DISAPPEARING BRA O: -.-