Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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Comments (336)
praayforplagues 0
....maybe you'd just be a sexy gorrila...
PaintTheStars 2
:0 awesome username bring me the horizon Ftw <3
bachooka 5
yikes!! somebody needs to shave!! lol jk jk
wtfurcrazy 0
who? u? your right...
bachooka 5
wow that was totally pointless, what a douche! <3
FunkyAndFresh 7
^ LOL
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
yikes!!! somebody needs to lose some weight! lol
Kiodee 0
no. just.. no. she's beatiful the way she is.
bachooka 5
I've actually lost twenty pounds in the last month and have changed my eating habits and started exercising for at least an hour a day, so... think what you want I'm happy
TaylorTotsYumm 10
60, you're an asshole. Go **** yourself.
bachooka 5
don't worry about him... he lacks the self confidence to even put up a real picture so I have one up on him already! lol
boopityboppity 11
"You're an asshole," TTY says. Right afterwards, she says, "Go **** yourself." *Laughs*
IIFoxII 0
you need to lose alot more then 20 pounds...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
LOL, 92. You got my pun. Good job.
boopityboppity 11
Yeah, thanks. I thought it was doubly funny because it made you seem something of an asshole as well. Unintentionally, perhaps, but still funny.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
It was very intentional. :)
Stupified 0
Supersize me!
ImTheMusicDude 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
punjabi44 0
lol
DNMendez95 3
what if it was looking at his reflection in your eyes
aardvarkish 17
you HAD to go there
atomicwedgie4u 0
so your a sweet peace of monkey meat, next time shave.
deadairspace 1
SUCKS FOR YOU!
zachjack 0
that's aweswome
grog_fml 3
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
idkmyusername 0
you should think of it as a compliment. Most men are apes and if a ape thinks your hot, most men will. Problem solved
FleshForFantasy 3
Lmao! This is too funny!