Today, I walked past a girl giving out leaflets for a nightclub. She ignored me the first two times. I dismissed it cynically, thinking she was only giving them to good looking young people. The third time she gave one to a balding 40-year old guy with his pre-teen kid. She still ignored me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, as I was walking into CVS, two older men outside said to me "Young lady, please consider us on your way out." Thinking they were hitting on me, I rolled my eyes and said "Screw you." When I walked back outside, I realized they were asking for AIDS donations. FML
Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
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Top comments
jkmartinjk 16
Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!
Welshite 40
You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.
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Comments (62)
aklm15 14
Sorry OP! Better luck next time!
andrew6p 19
Damn thats kinda sad! But you could've asked her why she's not noticing you or something op! Anyways better luck next time
TheCanucklehead 22
They may have an outstanding beef..
SwaggCapone 11
walk back by her. smack the bottom.of her papers and tell her to have fun
wowthatissad 9
Better luck next time? What the **** does that have to do with this fml?
Ctrl_H 18
#53 I think #1 didn't even read the fml. Just saw 0 comments and picked something that would apply to most fmls and get up votes.
JE553 9
I think the better question here is why did OP feel the need to walk by 3 times
aklm15 14
Sorry if I didn't make any sense! I was trying to imply the same thing as 23.
aklm15 14
I did read it 58, so I commented something I thought worked OK with this FML.
aklm15 14
Yeah, I down voted myself.
Stickem101 10
OP: I'll make my own nightclub with Black Jack, and Hookers.
soccerstar1996 18
And bacon, don't forget the bacon. Bacon makes EVERYTHING better
matthewesparza12 13
You also have to add a FML Screen to show the recent FMLs
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Who needs bacon when you have hookers? Now you're just being selfish.. Think of all those poor bastards without top quality prostitutes..so sad.
deepunder 17
I wonder how many people actually know where this reference comes from. *cough*2nd show of futurama*cough*
jkmartinjk 16
Maybe its a club for ugly people OP!
TheHeavyOne 15
One can only hope!
applebramble 22
Or maybe OP had a drunken one night stand with her and never called her back :o
TheHeavyOne 15
I don't even know what to say… I'm… I'm so sorry OP.
jkmartinjk 16
It really not the end of this life.
Michael_92 20
You better be sorry, it's all your fault!
SolarFlare 20
Well at least OP's appearance wasn't the problem, It could be worse!
evilplatypus 39
50 - We don't know for certain it wasn't his looks. It's possible he's uglier than the old guy.
singer0421 32
Maybe she knew the old man and would be rude not to give it to him? At least ruder than ignoring a stranger I suppose.
Welshite 40
You only walked my her two times, so of course she missed you. You need to parade past her repeatedly for at least six hours. That's what I do when I try to get someone's attention. It works wonderfully.
ILoveMyArm 15
Though, it could result in a restraining order. But, hey, at least she noticed your right?
Sylvasa 15
Maybe she thinks she already gave you one :)
piedpiper303 29
Aw, I'm sorry op. if that's the way they are, then maybe you don't want to go to that club anyway.
TheOnlyKittyKat 15
Maybe she thought you were creepy, if you kept walking by looking like you wanted something :P
michelleJ11 25
The only logical reason for this could be that she has some sort of grudge against you; maybe you look like her ex.
CommanderCman1 15
Or that OP doesn't look like the kind of person who goes clubbing
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
there's not really a club "look"