Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML
Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML
Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML
Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
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djaeb2001 3
u must be hot!!!!!
cookiesofchaos 0
pics or... nevermind.
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Comments (336)
kamkak 0
this isnt an fml...idiot
boopityboppity 11
Clearly it is, as you just read it.
iheartowls 0
12- So in others words, you would enjoy a gorilla looking you in the eyes, and start jacking off? How creepy is that?!?
monique8axel 6
Heheh read the comment policy
Juneyah1017 9
did you stay to watch? I bet he skeeted in your face! lmao
Stupified 0
You make me go ape shit crazy! You're an animal, you wanna monkey around with me?
FTWisRIGHT 0
Stop it with the puns...we get it.
CitizenSnipz 0
^^as grumpy as his/her pic
Stupified 0
Calm down bro, don't need to go bananas. Have some chimps and dip.
ThatLooksSticky 16
LOL & high five!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Hey, it's just Instinct.
AmberLovvesYouu 0
you're really hott
Edokun 0
#50 that pictures sooo cute ^.^ and they wont stop with the crappy puns if anything knowing that it'll piss people off would make them type even more puns... it's kinda sad but hey its just something people do.
RoccoRox 0
he thought you were hot
Jared900DUmpling 30
#dicksoutforharambe
Rainbow_dumpster 28
*sigh* only in Texas...
josh5634 0
everything is bigger in Texas lol
firstdbzmaker 15
not everything!!!
Stupified 0
Everything except your penis.
rwctkd95 0
lmao! he got his banana hard! watch out he'll go donkey kong on that pu**y
nexttimeblue 0
At least he was looking you in the eyes and not just at your ****!
peacelovekat 0
only in texas
Hoplaka 0
Holy shet I love your hair. :D Wake me up, wake me up inside can't wake up, wake me up inside sve me, call my name and save ne from the dark! ;] <3
ITooSick 0
Lol you're fakeeeee.
CitizenSnipz 0
:o song reference win.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why did you put Evanescence lyrics in your comment?
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
WTF? 76 evanescence reference bring me to life luv it.:)
peacelovekat 0
cuz she rix :)
funguy1234 0
hey stranger. where have you been hidding?
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
oops my bad I meant 74
bigbadtim 7
This is not really an FML, but it is funny as hell.
wtfurcrazy 0
that happened to me once