Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML
Today, my best friend announced her engagement to my ex. We broke up two days ago. I’m no longer speaking to her. She tells me I’m being a drama queen and to “stop throwing a pity party” because “If he was the one he would still be with you.” FML
Today, my best friend of 8 years told me she is dating my ex-boyfriend. They've claimed to be best friends for the last 16 years. I told her I was bothered by it. She immediately blocked me on all social media platforms, but my ex still follows my accounts. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
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azurasai 3
they were together long before that's why.
afdude87 6
6 month rule should be adhered to, at the least. otherwise, not a very good friend.
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Comments (150)
azurasai 3
they were together long before that's why.
brainsoverbeauty 21
I second this. If she thinks you're being irrational about this, I can only imagine how she was throughout your relationship. I say good riddance to both of them!
nachobiznez 0
ur bf is a bitch. Whoop her ass before I do.
vodkaliciouz 4
i agree. must be the reason behind the break up too.
thirdtesticle 0
Obviously her milkshake is better than yours.
SokDek 14
Didn't your parents ever teach you to give your old toys to the less fortunate?
OhhDamnnnnn 3
true.
afdude87 6
6 month rule should be adhered to, at the least. otherwise, not a very good friend.
whyme_everytime 0
this exact same thing happened to me. it sucks x[
daBeast155 0
same thing happened in talledega nights...
10n3r 0
me too, and I'm a dude... all the guys say it, "bros before hoes" but no one ever means it.. Friends suck
InBetweenDreams 0
Same with us girls, "chicks before dicks" doesn't mean crap to anyone. :(
Ozmat 0
and she is your best friend why exactly
allichap2012 0
^ so true :/
lordcaliburx 0
a friend will help you move. a best friend will help you move dead bodies.
BlackMoon_fml 9
#17 - I second that.
x_Cupcakes 0
Well, I guess you two are not best friends anymore.
hansbaby 0
sux, I'd bitch slap her
insanesna1l 0
with a wet trout no less
muchagente 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
stop standing in the way of your best friend's luck. stop whining.
afdude87 6
you sir, are a douche.
muchagente 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
oh sorry, my bad. of course, if a relationship doesn't work, it always has to be someone's fault. and, of course, if my relationship with someone else doesn't work well, it's her fault. and she doesn't have the right to find someone it does work with, let alone my best friend, because that would show that i am worthless. i just forgot that for a second. thanks a lot. your picture also reminds me that i should drink more alcohol to solve my problems and keep my self-esteem. thank you for reminding me of that also.
Jonah171 12
Muchagente, you weren't that much of a douche before that second comment.... Now, you are a total douche. When you disagree with someone's opinion on here, you can do so without flaming them personally for their pic, name, etc. Then you just look bad.
AriaMichiru 0
you don't have to be such a bitch. like seriously.. (I call em' how I see em') a bitch is a bitch.
FunnyGuy5051 7
wow build a bridge and get over it, sounds like u got dump by Ur first girl/boy friend today
soundteq 0
#6 is just trolling
buddha313 0
Nah. #6 is making valid statements and backing up their comments. Oh, not to mention, totally burning the fool who came at him first. Kudos to you #6.
lightningblu 0
agreed ^
afdude87 6
cool, glad I'm not friends with either of you douche bags. oh, and I was in Vegas, you poor jealous moron. self esteem? drinking problems away? lol, yeah right.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Nobody "came at him" first. #6 is just a dumb, trolling douchebag just like you and that's why you get thumbed down, because your dumb enough to agree with someone like #6. Valid statements my ass and he isn't backing up jack squat.
babyyninjas 1
well that shows what type if friends you have .
Rdozer 0
Haha, hilarious!
Zebidee 9
You're crazy for not realising she'd been dating him since before today and they only just decided to tell you about it.
fruitmasterpuff 2
her**
CutiePie_101 7
What a good friend you have there. FYL :(
love98_fml 0
Same thing happened to me! My bff strted dtin my ex 2 days after we brke up and wen i tld her i was mad, she got mad at me and thn tld my x and he got mad at me! Fml