Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hangry
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
What just happened?
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
Don't mess with pizza
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Pizza party
Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML
Masterchef
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Classic
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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mwschreck 0
If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.
null_fml 11
The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.
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melinduhk 0
Eh' it's a part of life, unless you're cooking it you can't really know what's going into it...you should have refused the pizza if it grossed you out that bad.
daleftw 0
I used to work at a pizza place and we put the blade on a pizza pan lid. after you cut a 80 pizza half hour, it gets gross, but replacing the blade every hour is up to company standards. would you have complained if they cut the pizza with a blade with heaps of toppings stuck on it? I'd say the bin was used for pizza stuff only..
musicislife1995_fml 0
you are just as bad if you didn't complain about it... then this FML would be unnecessary :)
philosopher 0
Well, it could have been that they only use that trash can for food, not for anything else, so it would be sanitary. If not, then yeah, FYL.
Sindy_fml 4
LOL@ the OP's username. xDDDDDD
justanotheracc 0
Trash cans are lined with bags. The bags in any food place are changed periodically and especially at the end of the night. Considering it was a pizza place there is pretty much nothing harmful that could have been on the edge of that trash can. Sure, it was in poor taste to do something like that, but in the 4 years I've worked in the food industry I can tell you that is by far the tamest and probably cleanest thing I've heard of. He wiped it on a piece of plastic ffs.
cantrellk 0
yeah that trash barrel is where they throw the food from the grill so stop being stupid before u know exactly what it is
Tabbykat9698 0
HAHAHA awesome.
EmmaElaine 0
Extra seasoning? That will be extra sir.
darkmis1 18
Well, you MIGHT HAVE had a lawsuit on your hands if you had to them you weren't going to pay for that because if what they did. Since you paid for and ate it though, you have no law suit on your hands. YDI.
abadbassist 0
I'm a student in york and get pizza every once in a while...dare I ask where?