Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train after a long day. I woke up to find that I’d been drooling onto the shoulder of the stranger next to me for at least three stops. He said nothing, but when I stood up, there was a wet patch shaped like my face on his sleeve. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML
Today, I took the bus to work. I was exhausted and had a big mug of coffee. Half asleep and thinking I was in my car, I reached forward to put it in the "cup holder" during the ride. When I let go, I poured hot coffee not only all over myself, but also on the large, angry-looking man next to me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
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Top comments
Kukironosuke 16
you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that
Kristie_2009 0
It took you a little too long to realize...
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Comments (36)
Starfire22 5
Ewwwwww!!!
seanreddog 4
Ydi for riding the bus.
ensemble_coeur 0
right. she totally deserves it for using public transportation and helping the environment. put more effort into your trolling.
Ajjas013 6
WIN. Seriously, put some more effort. Was there a misseltoe? He might of wanted a french kiss. XD
Kukironosuke 16
you would notice if some1 was leaning over you like that
Rakso_fml 0
OMG FYL
Kristie_2009 0
It took you a little too long to realize...
CallMeHush 1
How do you spray drool to the person next to you? When drool moves laterally (sp?) isn't it called spit?
curiouskitty 2
Umma.. Was he leaning against you or something? If so... why were you letting some random person lean against you? o_O
Trebie 6
I agree that this one doesn't quite seem true. If it is though, at least it only got on your book, and not you!
Sukimaye 0
lol maby your hot
J_Campbell 0
And this happened how?
ensemble_coeur 0
That's really gross, but I don't think that your life is ****** because of this.