Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
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Top comments
SKRules 0
When explaining embarrassing things, demonstrations are never a good idea.
IgniteMe28 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Comments (70)
RTB94 0
fail
youreanidiot 0
everyone's getting drunk, you show a little skin... where's the FML?
PumpkinTarte 0
Repetition disorder? Maybe you just have repressed desires to walk around a exhibitionist.
Starchild21 3
Sucks to hear =( Especially since you're probably going to see these same people many more times. Good luck ___________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Reyo 2
That must've been a very realistic demonstration...
Scubadiver172001 0
hmm idk wear a bra???
_why_me_why_now_ 0
Wait, how did this happen exactly? Can you demonstrate it for us?
killerviral 0
haha yea
trini_gal171 0
why would you even tell them about that? I wouldn't.
SKRules 0
When explaining embarrassing things, demonstrations are never a good idea.
Starfire22 5
Agreed!
GrimGothicAngel 0
but when you do them and post them online, pictures are a must..
Feverrotes 15
Couldn't have said it better myself #38
lovin_bigsister 0
wow maybe you just have a thing with flashing people
blink182rocks 0
WOW LEAVE IT TOO A ******* GIRL TO FAIL SO HARD! GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
Scourge87 0
Do us all a favour and run over to your local supermarket and see if they have any originality or humor in stock, however cheap they'll still be light years beyond your current ones. And to the OP, bad idea... but you know that now. So here I'll just shout out my support to people flashing body parts at parties ! You go girl/guy !
blink182rocks 0
just leave you dumbass feminist.
patticake1601 0
find new line moron.
Scourge87 0
Oh the sheer trolly wittiness !!! I am at loss of words.
IgniteMe28 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
Quinnjamin 0
Haha, once i read this i knew somebody was gonna say that
ZaneAnTy 0
same here
thereallauren 0
k sorry but why were u 're-enacting' it anyways? you so had it coming and kinda made me rofl a bit :)
krez 20
You gotta come over and tell me this story sometime...
goingdown_fml 0
yeah haha
unknownT123 0
Attention *****
cassiebear7652 7
Exactly.
ladiesman14 0
can i have some pics of this please.
dudanegri 0
I'm guessing you really like to show your boobs.