Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was starving and ordered pizza. They said it would take 30 minutes. When it arrived an hour later, I was so hangry, I didn’t even wait for the delivery guy to leave. I grabbed the pizza box, ripped it open, and immediately dropped it face-down onto the ground. I ended up eating a slice of cold, dirt-covered pizza like a sad, defeated animal. FML
Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML
Today, I dropped a pizza I made. Don't worry though, I caught it between my hands and legs. I no longer have fingerprints on my right hand. FML
Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML
Today, in a drunken state, I decided that it would be a good idea to shave with a pizza cutter. FML
Today, my daughter found a hair baked into the crust of her pizza. Grossed out, she put it down the garbage disposal, but I told her to dig it out so we could get a refund. After dinner, she came looking for the saved pizza crust. I was baffled about where it was until I realized I'd eaten it. FML
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Today, I ordered a large stuffed crust supreme pizza for myself. When I picked it up, I asked for extra plates and napkins so the cashier wouldn't know I don't have any friends. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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mwschreck 0
If you paid for it thats your own fault, I would have made them make me another.
null_fml 11
The smart thing to do here would have been to calmly open up the box, take the pizza out, and whip it behind the counter at the idiot who did that.
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Comments (80)
Sybe 0
That's gross, no matter what they used the bin for. Dirty *******.
Daaarreenn 0
How did it taste?
pwnage79 0
you think its bad in york? wait till ya see NEW york
marc_with_a_c 3
Should have asked them to make you a new one..
Elf_My_Life 0
I work in a pizza place . xP If it was anything like my work you wouldn't have seen that. Then again, it might not be the same. I'd be fired so fast for that though. PAPER TOWEL FOR WIPING THE TRAY.
me5 0
u did take the pizza??? thanks for the info. I hate pizza thanks to you
grrrarrrg2 2
I've worked in restaraunts for years and while there are horror stories that happen nothing THAT bad usually happens. While wiping it on the trash can edge does seem pretty nasty if it was a clean part of the bag then it really isnt that bad.
LilaBear 2
"while there are horror stories that happen nothing THAT bad usually happens" I have heard far worse stories. Like cooks dropping steaks on the ground and just putting them back on the stove.
CallMeHush 1
Trash Flavor pizza? Or was that a true everything pie?
russ257 0
so tell them you saw that and you were no longer going to buy food there and report them to the health inspector
amandapanda1611 0
at pizza places they do this all the time and you dont know about it. thats the only thing the trashcan is used for. it takes less time to just scrape it rather than to wash it everytime