Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Top comments
iliketomoveit123 10
You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.
linstar 13
You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.
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Comments (303)
lgrootie23 0
OP- That sucks! I hope things look up for you. Dlcg22- I agree with you 100%. Your one of the few who actually commented on the fml. The topic of your profile picture is irrelevant here.
dlcj22 11
thanks but i changed it anyway because the comments were filled with just jealousy and it was annoying im not the type to be fighting over the internet. but i will defend myself
sumbum95 15
Beauty isn't everything. You should never compare your self to anybody especially your friend.
dlcj22 11
I agree with this statement everyone has that it factor u just have to discover it and capitalize on it
sumbum95 15
Thank you!! Just gotta be happy about your self.
dlcj22 11
Right u can't change ur physical qualities but men love confidence
SciFiFanatic 3
That's actually really cruel. Also, I bet anything it's against policy unless he's paying out of pocket. It's a confidence booster for your friend, but he should have given you a discount, too. My best friend and I actually play the game. Whenever one of us gets hit on and something free we decline or at the end say, "oh, we forgot, our orders are together." Works every time. :)
outoftown 27
OP, everybody with a more-attractive friend is the "ugly friend." The trick is to play this for fun, profit, and yes even revenge. Some great tips on this above. Talk to you friend and make plans for the inevitable next time. (Thumbs up, 175!)
vulpixvixen24 7
She's his type. Get over it.
deransc 19
So what. He gave your pretty friend a discount FYL. Its not really that big of a deal.
xxooxx210 3
Same things always happening to me but opposite... And I always feel so bad for my one friend cause everyone thinks she's ugly and to me I think she's beautiful. So point is don't worry about that douchebag hes not worth it and a real man can accept you for you and not just your looks
vulpixvixen24 7
Just because you're not the hot friend doesn't make you ugly. There's a line in between.
blink_kid 32
Being the ugly friend. Story of my life :/
kaikai234 4
Doesn't mean your ugly! Maybe he just likes trashy girls?
PeytonBieda 8
Gg
dlcj22 11
I swear to god u need to learn some manner fortunately for u I got my purple hearts I witness an ied blow of my friends leg in Kandahar province in Afghanistan I've gotten blown up many times how does grammar have anything to do with me being a special operations parachutist infantry man nothing ur lucky u didn't read my comments before I would have made u feel like absolute crap next time think before u open that prissy mouth of urs eh?