Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Top comments
iliketomoveit123 10
You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.
linstar 13
You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.
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Comments (303)
knightgirl95 3
I would quit going places with her.
maxmmoreau1 1
One ugly friend hangs with another ugly friend #mirror
tsk14 9
Beauty is on the inside. People mistake it by just lookin at peoples appearances. A day will come along where the bestest of guys will want to be with you. Hang in there bud!
babebeegurl95 7
Stop having pretty friends!
LSUtigres 2
Yo dat be mesed up, tha meens you gawt hatas an hatas ain't no good but sorree about tha hole chekup thing dont let it bring yu down Grammar notsees do your worse
Werken247 14
please shoot yourself before you have a chance to breed. ty
Rocky007 15
I hope you told his manager so they can fire him and give an honest person a job.
bankrupt 15
Yes, thank you Rocky007. There are probably dozens of unemployed honest people who would love to have a job that is being taken by a guy who is ripping off the company by giving steep discounts to pretty girls.
mylifesucks9021 0
What does that say about you if it happened more than once?
allovuhsudden 5
Your friend is not the nicest to give that dude the time of day.
maigcmitts 2
Classic chick fml. Instead of looking for sympathy you should try being a more attractive person, who knows what could happen? You might even lose your v card!
iwadasn 33
The problem isn't that she's unattractive; it's that people treat her like she's unattractive when she's out with her friend who's more attractive than she is.
TheBedMonster 5
Grrrrrr you are boy ugly you are beautiful plus you deserve way better then some loser working in a Coffee Shop!!!
zuzupetalsYO 11
So she's supposed to go for an unemployed guy? Any job is a great job in this day and age.