Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Top comments
iliketomoveit123 10
You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.
linstar 13
You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.
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Comments (303)
ibean 0
I bet he has a tiny weenie anyway....you deserve better!
Vixen_Vicious 4
FYL OP. I feel your pain and that of everyone else in a similar situation.
goodgood_fml 5
I went through this a lot and I have decided to have no female friends. Works quite well. I never have to worry about my secrets being divulged and I never have to worry about guys kissing my ass to get in with my friends. Good luck to you though.
juliaplz_fml 2
:(
missedtrain 3
blue2012 7
Girl **** that boy at the coffe shop & get ur self a real man & nt a little boy who has nothing to offer.
Bigmoneyshotz 0
You should use this as fuel to get in the gym and make the improvements that you think you need namely your self-esteem OP. Don't let what so coffee shop douche get to you as for you thinking u r the ugly friend again you can't think that way I'm sure you are a beautiful person and you should be happy for your friend not jealous that is the only ugly thing here.
shutterbug_brit 1
What an idiot. Any decent guy should know to give drinks to both girls if he wants to win one over. Hope your friend is good enough to give him the cold shoulder, he's not worth it!
outoftown 27
Thumbs up, shutterbug_brit! Hope the guys take your point and use it.
downtime 13
50, So long as he covers the cost himself and the customers don't mind I see no problem with it. The second one of them gets offended and they lose repeat business, that's when its an issue.
InvasiveTuba 2
Maybe if you were prettier you wouldn't have this problem...
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Oh well I guess she can go buy a new face at walmart or something then, right? -_-