Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Top comments
iliketomoveit123 10
You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.
linstar 13
You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.
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Comments (303)
Enslaved 38
It's also ugly to be green with envy. You could try being happy for your friend instead. Everyone has different taste in what they find attractive.
robokid777 4
wait was that you?
Madden12 6
Life is funny sometimes.
patientwife 0
if your friend is in fact going to use you to make herself look better then sje can start putting your stuff on her order. also, please remember that you are an incredible person. it just takes folks a while to realize the truly awesome are in their midst.
Factor_fml 6
Become friends with someone uglier than you.
flutter4 7
Don't worry about it. The right guy will come along for you.
Redraconteur 4
I feel for you OP. I too am the ugly friend in my group. As much as it hurts your self-esteem now, do your best to cultivate your social graces so that when your friends and you are all older you'll be the one to shine.
Werken247 14
not sure how you figure you're ugly. if that's actually you in the profile pic then i say you're very attractive.
unknown_user5566 27
122- I wouldn't say you're ugly. When you lack confidence, other people can tell; trying viewing yourself in a better light, and other's will take notice. Confidence can make anyone seem absolutely beautiful. :)
chocolatepandas 2
You're obviously so gorgeous that he forgot to add the discount, because he was too busy gawking at you
Dcm210 19
you should've paid same price or report his crappy work ethic.
TheEpicMilkMan 13
this is why I don't go places with my jock friends :3