Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my abusive mom just moved into my house, within two weeks of me losing my job. FML
Today, my abusive ex came over to my apartment, hoping to "work things out." Not only did we break up more than 13 years ago, but I moved to a different state just to get away from him. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old ex-husband and the 20-year-old skank he cheated on me with are buying the house next door to me. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I am now living a nightmare. The house on my left side was just bought by my cheating ex from years ago who I never wanted to see again, and the house on my right side has just had an offer put on it by my boss, whom I despise for being a lazy, entitled rich mama's boy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, claiming moving in was a bad idea and he is the type who needs his privacy. It was his idea to move in, he had to convince me. Now we are stuck, under lease together for the next 6 months. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband raised the bar. He sold our former marital home and put the money into a college fund for MY nieces. Now he looks great to my family, he already has a new place to live (thanks to his rich parents), and I’m stuck living with a college friend. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
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Chazzster 32
If ex-husband was/is abusive you may be able to get a restraining order keeping him a certain distance away from you at all times. Do check out if you can do that.
Chazzster 32
Hopefully you are just renting. It would cost ex-husband a lot more to buy and sell again to follow you again than it will for you to move.
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
Get a blunderbuss and parade about your yard with it. He'll get the hint.
Chazzster 32
Hopefully you are just renting. It would cost ex-husband a lot more to buy and sell again to follow you again than it will for you to move.
Chazzster 32
If ex-husband was/is abusive you may be able to get a restraining order keeping him a certain distance away from you at all times. Do check out if you can do that.
rainbowdonnareed 18
They are a waste of paper. By the time cops show up its too late
Regis Bent 12
If things become an issue amd you don't want to go through legal issues and expense of a restraining order, get a peace bond. A peace bond is basically the same a restraining order but free amd the police will get involved if he does anything to break it.
bound101 7
Thank you for the useful educational information.