Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Top comments
iliketomoveit123 10
You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.
linstar 13
You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.
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Comments (303)
yolo20 0
Noone told u to be ugly...
hewro_failure 11
So change something and figure out why you are ugly ... Is it because of your weight? Or face? Or what? Just find something to change and become the hot one and then secretly rub it in ha
keeton52 1
Truly. You're probably not ugly. Your friend might be prettier but you probably aren't ugly. I can't say for sure, don't know what you look like. But yeah. I'll say YDI because you called yourself ugly. Self confidence. Find some.
Chronoglenn 0
Learn to wear short skirts or quit complaining
mowmowlife 21
Douchebag barista man. A decent person would have given both ladies discounts if they were trying to make an impression.
VicMcSeven 0
You deserved it for going to a coffee shop.
mrghdfy76 8
Total. Douchebag.
nancyschmancy 9
I don't understand why nobody is congratulating op for not being attractive to an obvious criminal. Anyone who steals from their work place to "score" with a hot chick is a criminal. And about the friend, she obviously has does not have much integrity either or she would have honestly tried to correct his obvious under charge. I agree with other posters here who say you need to find new friends.
CallMeBloo 31
To be fair, he may have put some of his own money in the drawer to cover it. I've done that when running a cash register if a friend of mine wants to buy something but doesn't have change or whatever. Honestly, I think the OP sounds pretty entitled. Perhaps the barista already knew her friend?
Prague811 1
Coffee doesn't pay the bills .... but hope it was a GOOD cup considering lol :)
roninvamp 4
Of this has happened more than once, that might be a clue