Today, I went to a coffee shop with my friend. The guy rang her up and said it was only a dollar as he winked at her $10 purchase. Then he rang me up at completely full price. She got his number and I got to be the ugly friend once again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
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Top comments
iliketomoveit123 10
You don't need a guy who works at a coffee shop anyway. You probably deserve better.
linstar 13
You gotta stop comparing yourself to your friend or you'll never be happy.
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Comments (303)
ChristineAnn58 8
What a shitty friend you have! She gets $9 off and she can't even make sure you get the same discount? She gets a date and you get to feel ugly? You need a better friend.
Jayrs93 11
How many of these types of FMLs are gonna be on here until a good one comes up?
snafu63 0
key word in this is "again.". if this has happened before then maybe take the hint and pretty yourself up, ugly.
Playful1985 9
If you're really unhappy grow some confidence aka. Hit the gym & use some makeup
BadKitty13 28
OP : YOU NEED A GOOD THUMP ON THE HEAD ........ Life doesn't revolve around just you. Stop being Jelous of your friend and find ways to make yourself more attracive to the opposite sex. AND STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF !
hateevryone 15
You should've got his ass fired for pulling that stunt.
Jasonf6 0
Should have asked for the manager.
osm1989_fml 6
"Today, I was charged the correct amount and had to pay it. FML." That's what I read anyway...
bigballer_89 4
yo you need to become the hot friend.
Jewbenita 0
i wouldve called him out on it and requested to see his manager. the store loses money and it makes you feel terrible so theres no doubt he'd get in trouble.