Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pull a nose hair out, only to end up pulling a spider out by its legs. FML
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Today, I woke up to find pieces of a dead spider stuck in my braces. FML
Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
Today, I got to experience the unadulterated horror of waking up to a spider crawling across my face. My screaming woke the neighbors. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
Today, I was going through my Facebook feed when I saw a post of a man being wheeled to the emergency room with a spider stuck in their ear. The post has me scared enough to want to sleep with earplugs. I'm a 37 year-old man. FML
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
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Top comments
Grenith 21
Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.
devildog562 33
Did your spidy sense kick in ?
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Comments (103)
CitricAcid 21
All aboard the nope train to fuckthatshitville?
EvilTurtle 35
I'm already on #5's train, maybe next time.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
don't watch a documentary where spiders like to call home
Ashez55 21
My skin crawls just thinking about it... hopefully it wasn't in there for too long.
rockwrench 18
Now that would totally suck. Makes me shiver just thinking about it. Thats like a sci-fi movie only real for op.
StickyPickles 33
I just cringed my god that's nasty
minecraftguy333 20
How the **** did it get in there?!?
feven 32
Probably when they were sleeping
PSYqualiac 17
Most likely it was a small one that crawled on OP while they weren't looking and crawled across the skin too quickly for OP's reflexes to swat it off. Or OP walked into a web with a spider on it and the spider hid in the cave (nose). As for the sleep theory, it's possible, but not probable. Most people make too much noise for a spider. I mean, if the spider was deaf and blind, it COULD work.
steftriv 18
That would happen in Australia
Gauzy21 12
Who has these weird dreams... Not me!
joe3_fml 15
Nope.
Spentpoet 26
Only in Australia