Today, after months of health problems and my boyfriend offering unsolicited advice that mostly boiled down to "eat meat, take vitamins", I finally followed his suggestions to prove that he was wrong. It's a week later and I feel better than I have in years. He's never going to let this go. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after 3 months of my man claiming he's going to start eating better "next week", he finally went on a diet. What changed? I started eating healthy while trying for a baby. He is "supporting me" by getting me to do extra meal prep for him too. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, after weeks of me "forgetting" to buy meat and animal products, my husband asked to talk. I was hoping he was getting the hints that I wanted us to go vegan. He wanted me to get checked for early-onset dementia. FML
Today, my boyfriend has always been a health nut, but he's really started going off the deep end lately. He's gone from just disliking fast food to a lunatic yelling about organ meat (YUCK), seed oils, and microplastics, as well as other things I don't understand. FML
Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, my boyfriend had an appointment he had to wait months for, after he finally agreed to try to figure out what's making him so tired all the time. He slept through it. FML
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FluffythePink 23
Let me guess, you went veggie or full vegan without checking the supplements you need or researching how to actually use food groups to supplement your diet? Silly Rabbit.
Perry Winkle 6
Don't be ashamed to admit when you are wrong. And simply just enjoy feeling better! A decent man won't rub it in.... too much lol
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FluffythePink 23
Let me guess, you went veggie or full vegan without checking the supplements you need or researching how to actually use food groups to supplement your diet? Silly Rabbit.
suntrkr 9
Do yourself a HUGE favor. Do some research on keto/carnivore lifestyle. There are plenty of videos available. It's changed my life, sustainable weight loss, no more meds, lots more energy. Good luck.
Perry Winkle 6
Don't be ashamed to admit when you are wrong. And simply just enjoy feeling better! A decent man won't rub it in.... too much lol
BurnInDemonFire 39
It's amazing what a balanced, moderated diet does to a human body. It's almost as though we've developed the need to eat the same foods we started eating thousands of years ago, and deviating from that diet causes us problems. This advice brought to you by a human with diabeetus.
JackWood 21
Body has to have ample protein. Could have done it other ways but yeah meat is protein you have to supplement on vegan diets