Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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Top comments
Shrimpeh 0
YDI for snooping. Give her some space -- she's growing up. ...On the other hand, though, FYL because of what you found.
callargh 0
More like FHL for having you snoop through her history. I bet you've got plenty of stuff you wouldn't want her to see.
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Comments (227)
Poepiepiesie 3
Well you don't sound like a nice trusting parent do you?
Starhling 0
That's a bit dramatic. The kid searching up on Google for excuses for getting away from her dad doesn't mean she hates him and is going to go out and have sex and get pregnant.
BrassKnucklez69 0
that's what yuhh get fer looking thru her shitt
robinhoodexe 7
idiot...
amandrinoranges 0
shes lucky to have a dad Like u. I wish I could spend time with my dad. but he said to stay the **** out if his life just because he has to pay my moms lawyer fees.. I didn't do nothing to him... just because in related to my mom he doesn't want anything to do with me...
lifecontroller 2
Wtf! Why were u going through her interney history?! Perv
kaengelangeleyes 9
The majority of the comments here are dumb. Naive, ignorant.
lolmikes 7
don't go looking at other peoples history. you can find out some really weird stuff about them
bmw535i 0
Well now you have something to talk about!
ImTheAlpha 30
That is why I only search stuff on my phone, and then delete my history when I'm done.