Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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Top comments
Shrimpeh 0
YDI for snooping. Give her some space -- she's growing up. ...On the other hand, though, FYL because of what you found.
callargh 0
More like FHL for having you snoop through her history. I bet you've got plenty of stuff you wouldn't want her to see.
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Comments (227)
caseyt12 12
smh, the girl is freaking 15 years old people! It's internet history... Dafuq would she need to keep private in internet history? Op is just being a good father and making sure she is not getting on sites like chat roulette or omegle where she could be getting paid to show her body online. God forbid her "overbearing" father sees that she was on Facebook and YouTube for an hour. Its not like he can see her profile or private messages.
JayDum 16
I really don't understand all these comments about how he shouldn't be snooping around his daughters internet history. Sure there are boundaries to how far he should snoop. But a parent should be aware of what their kids are doing online, or at least what sites their visiting.
maggeei 16
Sorry about what you found but stop snooping in her stuff you wouldn't want her to do that would you?
xSunshine143x 4
That is so messed up! I love spending my time to be honest I wish we had a day together.
sharond23 10
why were you snooping to begin with? that says a lot about your relationship and probably why she wants to get away from you.
Gamessence 19
YDI definitely. You're just looking to get mad over somethin.
Alex Duca 11
Definitely deserved it for snooping.