Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
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Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML
Today, my four year-old daughter asked me what the word “necrophilia” means. I have no idea where she even heard that. FML
Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML
Today, I found my son's porn. I would sit him down for a talk, but the genres were so disturbing that I'm afraid to even ask about it. FML
Today, my parents and I were looking for something using the TV's search bar. Despite never, ever watching anything resembling porn, one of the default search options was, "Hot female Asian sex videos." Thank God they have an excellent sense of humor, as they laughed their heads off. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
1. you snooped (**** her life) 2. she's at least expanding her knowledge 3. you as a parent have a role in helping to aid in expanding her repertoire. Maybe you should take some blame
Anderling 33
...would you rather she didn't look them up and remained ignorant then? Because those are your two options here.
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Anderling 33
...would you rather she didn't look them up and remained ignorant then? Because those are your two options here.
tiptoppc 21
We at least know the mom is ignorant. Everyone else uses incognito/safe browsing to browse ****. But its not the mom’s initiative to learn that, nor her forte to understand things like that either.
cuz803 46
1. you snooped (**** her life) 2. she's at least expanding her knowledge 3. you as a parent have a role in helping to aid in expanding her repertoire. Maybe you should take some blame
Ghostrui 31
You got the definition of pretentious covered at least
Thaylok 17
Solicit consideration regularly? The poinography and radical ideologies espoused online are far worse than the search of knowledge. Oh, I accused you of fishing for likes.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What kind of 17-year-old commonly uses those words? She's learning, and you're ******** on her because those words have only become known to her now? Here's some more common words for you: go **** yourself.
Justkidding100 41
maybe she needs to look stuff up because her parents are belittling, controlling, and unhelpful
historygrad74 19
A lot of 17 year olds don't know those definitions. I teach them. I'm glad she's looking them up. It shows she's more motivated than most people her age. You should be encouraging, not belittling.
ladylex 5
Sounds like high school vocabulary homework.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Or perhaps she was just looking up the spelling.
RichardPencil 32
How else are people supposed to learn precise definitions? Often, young people hear words like these and get a vague idea of their meanings from the context. You should be proud of her that she's curious enough to want to learn more.