Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
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rlerke 0
empty het bank account, when she asks about it, be like oh, I didn't tell you?
australianpink11 0
aww I'm sorry :( that's terrible.
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Dylzo 0
:S
Dylzo 0
*:( your mum seems like a bitch
pink_mx_braap 0
that's horrible...take her car and make it go off a cliff and when the police show up to tell her they found her car just wait until the nice officers leave and say "oh didn't I tell you" and walk off.
ilovenerds_ 1
Wow. Some negative comments... Ooooh well:)
CACC_fml 0
yup that hot girl is right, why didnt you contact him before?
MissChelle79 0
I agree. I haven't seen my dad in 10 years but I'd still wanna know if he died... Sheesh
UtterCatastrophe 4
33-maybe he is a dad that doesn't come by very often. My sister hasn't talked to my dad in years, but he still sends her birthday and Christmas cards every year. If it wasn't for me, she wouldn't know if he was alive or dead. Plus OP didn't say WHEN he died. I think that info would be important, don't you?
UtterCatastrophe 4
^^ fail I meant 22 haha my bad!
chinito 0
lmfaoo #21
Cinn_fml 23
That's a good point, UtterCatastrophe, we don't know how long ago the OP's dad died.
iTaylor 0
it's pretty messed up that your mom didn't tell you, but it seems like you weren't too close with him anyways.
Houndourpup 0
So? You don't need to be close to your father to mourn his death, he's her dang father, as in the man without his existince she too would to not exist. Idiot.
Rejectofsociety9 0
Totally. Even if I didn't speak to my dad for a decade, I'd still want to be informed if he died. That's just common courtesy...
ugwmii 0
don't sweat it sis. I'm sure your dad is in a betta place
dolph 0
1)yell at your mom. 2)iTaylor is hot
Bon3less 0
ydi for living in australia mate
eriii1808 0
hahahahahaha that's a great plan! Love it!!!
heysugar111 0
aw you poor thing): this is really an FML
MiSTERmAttt 0
typical African american difunctional family
klumzy0123456789 6
aww I'm sorry. #5 ur cute;)
evilnixon 0
@ MiSTERmAttt Too bad the poster says they're from Australia.
australianpink11 0
aww I'm sorry :( that's terrible.
Horrified86 0
Hasn't seen you in three years? Probably better off.
xNephilim 19
Are you out of your ******* mind? It doesn't matter how little contact they had, he was her FATHER, idiot. Of course she'd like to know he died. Use your freaking brain, it's there for a reason.
MrCatman1125 2
My dads a bit of an ass, and I haven't seen him in 2.5 years but I'd still want to attend his funeral, know he was dead, etcetera.
Kamon97 23
One of the saddest fmls I've ever read :(
ImaCanuck 0
that sucks your moms a bitch
OochenSnoochen 15
That really sucks, put her in an old age home NOW
thakiller 0
Fyl... why wouldn't your own mom tell you? Some mom she is.
HeretoBlame 3
I agree with #4 put her in a retire* home
emilee0987 0
agree with #13 *retirement home :)
sheagstaz 0
#4 love the pic
DJSam909 8
Omg! That's horrible! D: your mom didn't think to tell you that your own father had died?! It should be her in that grave tbh :/
anon385 23
Tf is wrong with you? You should never wish death on anyone, no matter who is it
rlerke 0
empty het bank account, when she asks about it, be like oh, I didn't tell you?
gummybear1234 0
-like-
bella789 8
that's actually a good idea [x
iamchuck 0
You bastard.
CireSisselpud 0
12
FFML_314 12
Go contract HIV and "accidentally" cut her with a knife, then "accidentally" cut yourself as well. When she finds out she has HIV and confronts you just say, "oh I didn't tell you?"
killabee 0
There is a saying that says something like "When preparing for revenge, one must dig two graves" this is a perfect example of that proverb. :)
TehPiGuy 0
yeah, wouldn't it be better to give her HIV without giving it to yourself first?
FFML_314 12
One would think, but sometimes you have to make self sacrifices when seeking revenge.
Schizomaniac 24
Luckily the mother doesn't know that marijuana cures HIV. OP can smoke some and be okay.
TehPiGuy 0
if that's true, then it's a win-win situation!
llppjhddt 0
youre missing the point of the saying, tehpiguy
ScipioAfricanus 0
Confucius!
ScipioAfricanus 0
Confucius!
CherryBombb 0
.. Are you stupid?..
Nerds_vengence 0
That is the sexiest thing I've ever heard ever.
babe7260 30
Are you ******* kidding me? Just when I think I've totally read the STUPIDEST comment, I always still seem to be surprised when another one tops THEM ALL!!!!!!! You're there now!!!!!!
XtraXtra00Table 6
You tried WAY too hard to be funny.
killabee 0
No contact for 3 years? She probably did tell you about it and you didn't notice. It's not like there would have been a sudden emptiness in your life to remind you or anything.
mhizbossy 0
what the he'll is wrong with your picture?
killabee 0
As far as I can tell the lighting is a little bright, but not much else, good color contrast I say.
mhizbossy 0
so you're toungue is shaped like that?
mend0120 0
whoa !! wicked :P haa ohhh, && yeah. your mom iss wack. how could she not told you thatt your father passed awayy. fkked upp.
killabee 0
Yes it is. Jagged edges. :P